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    Leader taking his shoes off on Sunday afternoon. Just when I thought I was out...
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    Anecdotal - Heard music about 9:30 last night, assume it’s a SxS or golf cart cruise which has become even more the rage in the hood during Rona. Bro country thumping continues. Nope, it is a motorized picnic table / bar hoping house to house vectoring the neighborhood all to shit. “Can’t close this bar! Get some roadies Llanos we’re headed to the [ redacted’s ]” Uhhhh, No thanks. Miss y’all, but don’t think that’s wise we’ve got newborn and olds in this house. Wife says “WTF?!Well at least Facebook comment section should be interesting in the morning” 38 comments and counting. You are so dumb.gif
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    COVID20, imo
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    I have 2 equally long parallel scars on the meaty part of the palm of my left hand. One is from using a folding knife as a pry tool the other is an oyster shucking incident. I know the oyster scar came second but now I can’t recall if it was above or below the old scar.
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    Columbia SPORTSWEAR (not the Spanish Explorer of Genoan birth) Oregon (the state not the University of Oregon as both UofO OSU are represented equally in this sporting competition) Bowl (as in bowl shaped stadia which has no relation to swirlies or the bullies who dispense them in commodes) - Presented by Nike SPORTSWEAR (not the Greek deity of victory in battle personified)
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    The really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing. See, you gotta be careful about sex now. You get that heart pumping and suddenly, BOOM! Next thing you know you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage.
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    Would dat’t twere so simple!
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    Not the thread bump I was hoping for.
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    Please be careful posting pics on this thread. The Aniston “that’s cold” pic has been the tapa preview for about a day now and it brings me some small amount of joy during these trying times. Gracias.
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    Surprisingly, google doesn’t return any promising gifs for “sue johanson dental dam” so just use your imagination.
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    Rewatched last weekend and enjoyed, but still think it ranks middle of the pack for QT. Followed up by watching Hail, Caesar! last night which gives a pretty cool juxtaposition.
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    Lol. The difference between a largely civilized conversation about what a 117 year old school song means to our university body and the impact it has on current student athletes is “hard to discern” versus a statue of a Confederate man who killed black Americans and a fan base telling their QB1 to “love it or leave it” as they dry hump the air around the statue and shout gibberish.
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    It’s also a horribly crafted sentence even for Twitter. “And he agrees that if the “Eyes of Texas” should change then it should.” The fuck is that? My relation agrees that if liquid H20 should change then it should. My grandad agrees that if my powerball losing streak should change then it should.
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    You’ve selected, Fruity Pellets? Please press 1.
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    My in laws have a thing for ice cold Mexican Cokes (El Paso gonna El Paso) straight from the freezer. Guess who has to clean up sticky busted glass or blown out cans every time they forget about the drink they want in 2 hours?
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    Gopher knot. When it’s time to untie, go-fir your knife.
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    TINA. There is No Alternative, Margaret Thatcher on Free Market Capitalism. See it cropping up more and more on Boglehead and reddit with regard to investing in securities. Real estate? Maybe. Commercial REITS? Nope, not in 2020. Cash CDs Bonds? Sure, until you miss 1 or 30 brrrrrrrr 3% rally days.
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    What Tarantino film is this from again?
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    ^That. And nothing to base it on besides myself, this thread, and anecdotal conversations, but I think TINA mindset makes for a pretty solid foundation to the securities market house of cards. What’s the alternative?
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    The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.
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    Have you tried creating a GUI interface using Visual Basic to track the IP Address?
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    E:\Sandman’s work stuff \ boring old work stuff \ trash \ definitely not Napster porn from 2003 \ Boner James 03
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    Pro tip - store your tire chalk in the mattress scale. You can review your year over year tire chalk mass loss.
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    Lareo would be a good band name for my direct to consumer boot company

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