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    Don't you wanna know how they got in there? So d'you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?
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    La Porte and Deer Park ISD canceled classes. Pasadena held classes. Wind forecast ENE 10-20. I find that equal parts sad and amusing.
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    Damn, that’s a lot to breakdown from a St Patty’s conversation.
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    Interesting drinking glove choice.
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    Well of coarse they had to clean and cook them in the yard. They weren’t going to use the stainless slop sink in the mud room of their shed, and the wood fired pizza oven in the kitchen takes a while to level out, you aren’t going to use that for a couple dove poppers.
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    Iceman. That’s the way he sells used Corollas, ice-cold. No mistakes. Wears you down. You get bored, do something stupid, and he's got you.
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    ^ It’s cool. She’ll punch the thermostat down to 35 degF, so it’ll cool faster. *woman logic*
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    Id never seen this before. It is instantaneously my favorite gif of all time.
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    Miller lite can from a decade ago. Gonna get botulism, yo.
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    To be clear - during one of the earlier season midweek games Swindell explained it isn’t the AB grade, but how well they “see the ball”.
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    The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
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    Last of my Pooh Bear beer pours from Baa Baa Brewhouse, imo
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    So if body count doesn’t matter, and it shouldn’t. How is white nationalism and bigger boogie man to you than a jihadi attacking a restaurant in DT Houston is to Icono? Order in, home school the kids, and start wearing Kevlar or live your life. Risk ranking terrorism of any kind is just trying to score political points.
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    Orlando, San Bernardino, Chattanooga, Boston Marathon, Ft Hood. (Off the top of my head) Comparing body counts is a dumb way to compare threats to the American public. But I’d say deranged white guy, school shootings, and Islamic terrorism are all equally horrific ways to go. Just like lightening strike or shark attack.
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    Welp. See y’all tomorrow.
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    #bringbackTicketOak
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    One big crooked number inning. We can do this.
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    Subscribed. Never used them but thought about it. I have slim-fit off the rack shirts. Darted shirts. And a couple tailored shirts. Never done full made to measure. I’d love to find an off the rack or online company I could just buy a blue, a white, and couple others every year rather than the ever changing hodgepodge of shit that fits and shit that doesn’t I have now.
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    That wasn’t a mound visit until it was.
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    My MIL has lived with us the majority of the past 4 years. My FIL has lived with us the last 1.5. Get you some of that, then let me know your feelings about your wife’s family.
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    At least he doesn’t chew on straws.
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    ^ Hide your kids. Hide your wife. Hide your chili cheese dogs.
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    Expecting any overflow from Lucky’s St Pat’s drunk fest?
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    Horse stall and dirt just what I want my clean dishes to smell like.
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    Bullpen looking smart. This booth crew all weekend? LG have basketball?

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