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Llano Estacado

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  1. This. Favorite low carb meal is. Bellville Meat Market Venison jerky, a few slices of sharp cheddar, and a couple couple fingers of scotch. When I did keto it was breakfast for dinner over and over again. 2 or 3 eggs. Cheese. Hot sauce. Pan sausage. Sub Bacon for bread. If your counting carbs add some caramelized onion and bell pepper as allowable.
  2. Wet, wetter, and slow. Agree, but I’ll hunt your place anytime with a handful of East TX boys and we’ll take care of those boring old 10 pointers for you. Haha.
  3. My folks did guineas for years. Got tired of losing them to bobcats, owls, and hawks. Tried domestic turkeys, twice with similar results. Now the coop is a deer/rabbit free vegetable garden.
  4. Fuck those guys! I’m a Water Buffalo!
  5. KoC is just a Catholic fraternal social/service organization. (Both my grandfathers were knights and I know several between 30 and 80 years old, I can’t say definitively if being a practicing Catholic is still a requirement in 2019, but I’d assume so) Elks, Lions, Woodsman, Sons of Norway, various types of Masons, etc are all similar private fraternal orgs, but I couldn’t tell you their exclusivity or “lodge” requirements. In North America these lodges all kind of spun off from European craftsman guilds and the original Freemasons, but they took on various different functions not offered by the government or private business at the time. Depending on origin location and membership make-up joining the right fraternity could mean; Loans and credit unions, Life insurance, burial & widow’s benefits, etc.
  6. NFL - We interpret the rules as we go.
  7. Margret McPoyle lip lick . Gif
  8. Walking into Home Plate now. Staying here until 20 mins to first pitch.
  9. Opus Dei you’re on notice. Not sure how this affects the super secret Templars branch. Skull & Bones is next. No word from the Reptilian Society of Male Humanoids or the Bilderbergs with Big Brass Balls.
  10. That’s why I only use genuine American made Callahan automotive valve-stems
  11. Laughter really is the best medicine. -Frank Lapidus Scottsdale AZ
  12. Someone is forgetting their St Valentine’s Day dry handy
  13. Podcast #10, The Offseason, now with more social media presence?
  14. Hot postseason drop kicking action!
  15. Don’t think we’re in the era of gimme caps anymore. I see far more guys who’ve shelled out $25 for Nike, Patagonia, Costa, Yeti, Lonestar Feed, and Cactus Ropes hats than old sweat stained freebies from the rental equipment business or the tractor salesman at church. I’d venture to say paid in full corporate brand/logo hats are more common by a few percentage points these days than College/Pro team.
  16. How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties. - Look, I've told you. We don't need nuthin'. We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore. And you call yourselves a bowling alley?
  17. https://mcallen.craigslist.org/boa/d/edinburg-2016-shallow-sport-x3/6787162384.html If any of you S Texas guys have a 2018 bonus to blow or are getting a sore back from sleeping on piles of cash, my buddy listed his X3 yesterday.
  18. ^ We’re going into week 3. Since 12/22. AAPL AAPL’d. The Fed Fed’d. POTUS POTUS’d. Oil Oil’d. Job Report reported. We’ve had a few market holidays. And volatility out the WTD A-hole. I think the 1-5 Bil wall shutdown cake is baked at this point.
  19. I know the D is the biggest! I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest!
  20. Mack’s ACC schedule is heating up.
  21. And here I sit just minutes away from The Woodland’s Perry’s...same as I will be on the 11th.
  22. ^ I mean if a Dollar General, R+L Carrier, Dollar General Bowl victory sandwich doesn’t get the juices flowing, what will?
  23. Sorry, to somewhat “rerail” - Viacom A&B down with Moonves out at CBS and “skinny bundles” and whatnot...
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