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  1. holy hell...Tropic Air hijacking https://abcnews.go.com/International/american-citizen-hijacks-small-plane-belize-3-injured/story?id=120916154
  2. Marcus King is proof positive that every young man should take guitar lessons, because that ugly motherfucker got himself a fine ass wife
  3. Sellers used to pay the commission for the buyer's agents. Since a big lawsuit last year, that's no longer the case. Now the buyer's are responsible for paying their own agent's commission. Sellers may or may not pay all or part of it. Before August, I could look at a house on the MLS, say 123 Main St, Anytown USA, and there was a line on the MLS that told what commission was being offered by the seller. So, I knew what I would be paid if I repped a buyer on that particular house. Now, it's up to me and my buyer to determine what commission he's willing to pay, and I am willing to accept. From a practical standpoint, the seller now receives an offer, and another form (the name varies per state) which says if the buyer is asking the seller to pay the buyer agent's commission. So, with my clients, I simply show them a "net sheet". Buyer A is offering X and asking for you to pay for title, escrow, and commission and you will net Y after all of that. The seller can choose the offer that puts the most cash in their pocket at the end of the day.
  4. if you haven't been paying attention, be advised that your realtor will ask you to sign a representation agreement. It's a new thing, and it's legit.
  5. WTF? I've never seen a fender with a Christian-style pickup. am I the only one?
  6. how old is he?
  7. bluesky not embedding? https://bsky.app/profile/charlottegarden.bsky.social/post/3lmzw7zw67c2f
  8. these chucklefucks are going after MEDICAL JOURNALS now. FML.
  9. shit it's sold out of course. Checking on scalped tix
  10. just picked up a local free newspaper at the supermarket. Holy crap, Albert Lee is playing in Carlsbad next week. I gotta go.
  11. I was married to a woman that wanted horses, and I spent a fucking fortune on horses trying to keep her happy (it didn't work). Anyway, we had this vet...really nice guy who had 30 years experience. He went to vet school in Kentucky, and practiced there for many years. One day his biggest client approached him and told him that they were moving their entire operation to So. Cal, and wanted him to come with them. They stuck a deal where they guaranteed him a certain income until he could build his practice up with other clients. So, after having an equine-only practice for 20 years, he's up until 3 AM every night studying hamsters and shit so he can pass the CA license exam.
  12. neither do Canadian strippers
  13. pros and cons: it won't be an easy property to sell, and it will take a long time. OTOH, there will be no open houses, no showings, and no staging, etc. An agent will do a fair amount of work on the front end, list the fucker, and then wait, perhaps months, for the phone to ring.
  14. https://www.mlb.com/video/shohei-ohtani-homers-6-on-a-fly-ball-to-right-field
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