Jump to content

Gil Bang

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    20616
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    5

Gil Bang last won the day on July 17

Gil Bang had the most liked content!

Reputation

31042 Surly 1%

About Gil Bang

Recent Profile Visitors

The recent visitors block is disabled and is not being shown to other users.

  1. Still no response. Maybe her connection is down?
  2. I just asked for tit and ass pics. she hasn't responded as yet.
  3. whitehouse.gov?
  4. Some supermodel wrote in her autobiography that before Paris "Fashion Week", they would put shrimp out on the windowsill for a day or two, and then eat it, so they could get to their ideal weight.
  5. NOVEMBER 14--A motorist told police that he was busy attempting to urinate into a Budweiser can when he accidentally plowed into another vehicle on a Montana roadway, according to court records. As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, James Howard, 53, was driving his Chevrolet Suburban on a Missoula roadway when he slammed into the rear of a Volkswagen carrying two passengers. A Highway Patrol officer who arrived at the crash scene Thursday evening reported seeing Howard with “a large Budweiser beer can in his right hand, which he moved into the center console.” Howard, cops say, handed over the beer can “when asked and said it contained urine and not beer.” He further explained that he “rear-ended the vehicle because he was attempting to urinate into the beer can while driving.” The Volkswagen’s driver told cops he was at a stop light after exiting Interstate 90 when he “saw lights approaching in his rearview mirror and told his girlfriend to brace for impact.” Howard--who claimed to have consumed only one beer--reportedly smelled of alcohol, his speech was “slow and slurred,” and his pants were wet with urine. “Howard stated that he had ‘more than a couple of DUI’s’ and was not supposed to be driving,” the affidavit notes. “I’m going to jail for a fucking long time,” Howard told cops. A police check of Howard’s driver history showed that his license had been suspended earlier this month, and that he had four prior impaired driving convictions. A post-crash Intoxilyzer test registered his blood alcohol concentration at more than three times the legal limit. Howard was arrested for aggravated DUI, a felony, and reckless driving and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. He is being held in the county jail in lieu of $10,000 bond. (3 pages)
  6. I'm pretty sure that Massie can go to the floor tomorrow and say "Trump put his undersized cock in 14 year olds" and nobody can do shit about it.
  7. BTW, I write this as a guy who hired someone for our clinical staff at a surgery center, and then two weeks later we were fucking nonstop for the next 3 years. It actually turned out much better than it should have/could have.
  8. I would argue that there can absolutely be inappropriate "consensual" relationships. "Inappropriate" to the level of being a fireable offense.
  9. yeah, IIRC, anything that a member says on the floor is protected speech and nobody can do dick about it.
  10. Looks like I will be alone for Tday. GF is going to Miami to be with her mom and sister, and I'm staying home to care for the new dog. There is a VERY nice Italian place close to us. They are doing a Thanksgiving buffet. Looks like I'll be enjoying Thanksgiving from a barstool eating their delicious food and watching football. I'm calling it a win.
  11. https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.vaed.582136/gov.uscourts.vaed.582136.196.0_2.pdf
×
×
  • Create New...