Gil Bang

The people of SCar should be insulted that this woman...who is completely unqualified, thinks she deserves to be their Senator. But, they'll vote for her anyway. What the hell, our last senator loved cock...our next one may as well too.

when's the last time y'all got some pussy? You guys take shit to seriously. Buncha of Roger Ebert's up in this bitch. Go ahead and tell me about how Ted Lasso was unrealistic. Or Avatar or Star Wars or whatever. It's a fucking comedy.

I've been wearing Brooks Adreneline for 16 years. I wear a size 14. The price of this shoe is insane. Is there a similar model from a different manufacturer that doesnt' cost $160?

I'm prepared to be thrashed, but I'll say it: Johnson is better than Scott.

I liked it. F the haters. It was light, it was stupid, and it had some laughs. It was just what I needed the last couple of days.

fuck off.

oh, you bitchass bitch. Iran's ATHLETES qualified for the tourney, and they should have been welcomed and treated with respect. If we're gonna make a list of asshole countries that should be excluded from international competition, the US needs to be on that list, because we are committing war crimes all over the globe.

and the referee from Somalia that was banned. Said to be the finest in the world. This was a fucking shitshow.

Well, I just sent her money. And I'd send her a dick pic if she asked.

fuck, that kid would get a pardon from a certain fat fuck that drives his cart onto the greens.

oh, we got a fucking frenchman over here

Just donated a few bucks to Dr. Andrews.

"sorry, we don't have birth certificates. Moose out front should have told ya'"

poorly chosen gif. 2/10. "I'll take any mothefucker's money if he givin' it away" would have been perfect. faster on the trigger

you motherfuckers all seem to be forgetting that the adults are back in charge