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Gil Bang

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  1. I wanted him to appraise my Charlie Christian, but he wouldn't do it remotely without a photo of the serial number, which has disappeared if it ever existed.
  2. VERY off topic, but that reminds me of Dario Franchitti. The most italian name imaginable, and he sounds like this guy:
  3. Aside from Lee, those cats are all eye-talian. You'd expect to read their names in a RICO indictment.
  4. I propose that a few of us get together and form our own "Fab Faux", but stay with me here...instead of Beatles songs we do SPINAL TAP songs. Who's with me?
  5. y'all heard of the "Fab Faux"? It's a bunch of studio guys that got together...they play Beatles songs EXACTLY as they were recorded. it's really something.
  6. dude, you've become the fucking Derka of the Cloak Room. Congratulations, I guess.
  7. From this past week: Hi Gil, hope you and your loved ones are safe from the crazy fires that have gone on recently. Wanted to quickly check in again, any new off-market fixers available or coming up sometime in the next few weeks that you can share more details on? Hi Gil happy New Year! Do you have any off-market fixers available? I'd love to check them out before they hit the market! -John Hi, Gill! This is Louise from Silver Bay Homes. How are you? Do you currently have any fixers or multi-units in San Diego or LA that you can represent us on?
  8. The only one of the big nominations that's qualified is Rubio. I loathe the little fucker, but he's qualified for the job. The rest are clowns.
  9. This one is in Oceanside, CA, in a market that's been on the upswing for several years. The house is fucking trashed, which is why it's upside-down. and this dumb cunt thinks she's going to negotiate a short sale with two different lenders in 30-45 days? Hahaha. sure Jan.
  10. check out this bullshit email I got on a house I arranged to show Dear agent: You have scheduled a showing to view 5166 STREET NAME HERE for tomorrow, 2/1, form 11-1. Sellers' Specific Showing Instructions and Restrictions: Your name must be in the appointment list from showingtime to be able to view the home with your client(s). Please share all showing instructions with your clients. Buyer(s) are not allowed to view the house without their agent. No exceptions. The Listing agent may accompany every party throughout the house during the showing. We ask you to tour the house as quickly as possible and have your discussions with your clients outside the house to allow time for everyone to view the property. Depending on the group side we may allow 2-3 groups at the time. The house is packed with the seller's personal property and boxes, we advise to exercise caution when touring the house. One of the sellers may be in a video call at the entrance of the house checking everyone coming in and out of the house. VIDEO RECORDING is strictly prohibited VIDEO STREAMING is strictly prohibited, including facetime. PHOTO TAKING is strictly prohibited Buyers and agents are LIMITED to VIEWING ONLY and must NOT: Open drawers, closets or built-in storage Open any doors Touch or examine personal items Test appliances Open water faucets Use bathrooms I'm sharing interior pictures before the showing for you and your buyers to view. These pictures are NOT AUTHORIZED to be downloaded, shared, published or streamed online. Click Here to view the pictures Important information: We have received multiple offers. The 2nd and 3rd lender will require short sale approval. We are expecting offers in the low to mid 800s from the first group showing at this moment. Guidance for your offer: - RPA, or (use NODPA if investor) - POF and/or Approval letter if conventional or hard money - 3 sold comparables - Estimate supporting your price - Title and Escrow by Lawyer Title (already pre-opened) - SOLD AS IS (no seller's credit, no termite clearance, no request for repair) - Short Sale Addendum (C.A.R. Form SSA) - Short Sale Information Advisory (C.A.R. SSIA) - Zero days for assignments - COE 30-45 days preferred - Buyer to assume Solar Panel Lease agreement - This is a Short Sale so Final Purchase Price to be contingent upon Short Sale lender's consent. - Items to convey: 1 refrigerator and 1 dishwasher (working condition unknown). Stove, washer and dryer, 2nd refrigerator will not convey. I know this is a lot of information to process, but I want to make sure everyone is clear. Please let me know if you have any questions before the showing.
  11. Gil Bang

    Fire Aid

    it's on Hulu. And, Stephen Stills was horribad. Just awful. He can't hit a single note, and I'm a huge fan of his career.
  12. If I made a list in the category "shittiest songs by great bands", about 5 of these would be on the list. The Faces were a GREAT band for a few years there. Just pure smoke.
  13. George loved Ukuleles, so that would be fitting. Dhani has said that anytime George traveled, he brought two ukes, in case he met somebody that needed one.
  14. One more thing: "and your bird can sing" is two guitars. The only guy on planet earth that can play it alone is Walsh.
  15. very cool. If you have Sirius, check out Randy and Tal Bachman on the Beatles Channel. "Musical Mystery Tour" is great, and these two musicians, with their guitars in the studio, often get in the weeds on the way the songs were built.
  16. Yeah well, if you want to keep it that way don't post anything nice about The Doors, because all be on that shit like Derka on a Rick Barnes thread.
  17. An Army Aviator that I know expects a briefing early tomorrow. I'll let you know what they are saying.
  18. "Stay With Me" is fucking fantastic, and should be on any top 10 list. But, I'm a Faces guy.
  19. Light my Fire is fucking horrible, annoying noise and you should be stabbed with a sharpened spoon for listing it.
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