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  1. Gil Bang
    going back to 8th grade when my buddy and I first started playing, he had a Kay SG knockoff. It wasn't horrible. This would have been late 70's.
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  3. Gil Bang
    Fuck, I fell for it. OTOH, is Pancho paying by the fucking keystroke? Put "JDV" and an idiot like me can figure it out, but "JV"???
  4. Gil Bang
    why wouldn't you fire this idiot? am I out of touch because I had no idea who "JV" is? (until previously answered).
  5. Gil Bang
    the poison thing is shitty, because a hawk or owl grabs Mr. Rat, and now the bird has been poisoned. I only use the electric traps these days. They're humane, and clean. Mr. Rat goes in for a bite of peanut butter, gets tazed, and that's that.
  6. Gil Bang
    one day the GF was away for work, and the housekeeper was coming. I was doing the usual pre-clean...making sure that the toys were hidden, picking up the dirty undies, etc. My old boss (and mentor, and dear friend) calls. I tell him I'm pre-cleaning for the housekeeper, and ask him if they do that. He laughs in my ear and says I can beat that. They had the same housekeeper, every Tuesday, for 30+ years. She was like a family member, but she got so old and senile that she was a terrible cleaner. They knew that she needed the money, so they couldn't fire her, so, they hired ANOTHER housekeeper, to come in on Wednesdays, and actually clean the house.
  7. Gil Bang
    Tip for those flying AA in steerage: they FA's have new tablets that shows passenger seats, etc. They used to be able to swipe your card for drinks and food purchases. They were recently given new devices, and these devices cannot swipe a card...they can only do the tap thing. I have an old CC that I use for travel only, and it isn't comparable with the tap thing. So, my drinks were comped. I plan on hanging on to this old card as long as possible, just for AA in-flight purchases.
  8. Gil Bang
    In all fairness, she's a bit of a slut, but I suspect her cooch smells delightful.
  9. Gil Bang
    recent fish camp graduates?
  10. Gil Bang
    or Preet.
  11. Gil Bang
    and, when you're a jet you're a jet all the way.
  12. Gil Bang
    if those fucks didn't get the message when he threw paper towels at them after a hurricane...well, they deserved to get their asses kicked by the Jets.
  13. Gil Bang
    better angle
  14. Gil Bang
    I imagine that this is how @Brisketexan slides up to the jury box
  15. Gil Bang
    I've fired a cap and ball, but not a flintlock. What's the delay between trigger pull and firing?
  16. Gil Bang
    kill Tony? I'm in.
  17. Gil Bang
    I find the bolded part surprising. I would expect insulation replacement and cleanup to be the biggest chunk. Sealing gaps is easy.
  18. Gil Bang
    "we'll give some land to the..."
  19. Gil Bang
    AKA "The Falwell"
  20. Gil Bang
    @drifter379any iron maiden stories you've heard?
  21. Gil Bang
    I didn't watch it the first time, because Rogan and Trump are both idiots. I glanced at the transcript, and saw the part where trump says CA has blackouts every weekend. I live in CA, so I know he's a lying cocksucker. I needed to see no more after that.
  22. Gil Bang
    I call bullshit. Show your work motherfucker.
  23. Gil Bang
    I would argue that it's always been that way.
  24. Gil Bang
    our resident Big Rig owner/driver is hauling gear for that tour.
  25. Gil Bang
    She's always been a dumb twat.

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