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Gil Bang

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  1. he will sleep on a thin mat on the locker room floor. he's out at 1st
  2. why make the poor cocksucker throw 4 unnecessary pitches?
  3. they are gonna waste 4 pitches to walk him
  4. if I'm Toronto, I walk him
  5. yamamoto warming up!
  6. I must be older than you, because I'd wake up for my 1 AM piss, and 4 AM piss.
  7. switching to pellegrino
  8. yeah...every corner in so cal has a mexican selling better looking fruit from a cart
  9. I've been doing that
  10. nope. I'll own it. What a talent.
  11. I spend quite a bit of time in Florida, and I'm always happy to argue that being a West Coast sports fan is better than being an east coast fan. It's 10:40 PM here. That's one big advantage.
  12. BTW, I saw Mr. Richie in Vegas a few years back. I wasn't a big fan, but tickets were available so I went. Holy fuck, I didn't realize how many of his songs that I loved. One after another for 2 fucking hours. Hit after hit.
  13. Lionel Richie indeed
  14. they haven't been drinking since the pregame show like I have
  15. it ain't over yet
  16. missed it by that much
  17. Yeah, but the have to stop serving at 2 AM. State law.
  18. I'm gonna be so drunk by the time I go to bed
  19. fucking little league shit and it works
  20. I'm fucking exhausted.
  21. he's he's a bad motherfucker
  22. sure, Trump is horrible, but at least he's not a half negro/half Indian that's married to a Jew. Right? Right?
  23. "...and I'm not a big college football fan..." Yeah, no shit.
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