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Gil Bang

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  1. the comments there say that Johnson doesn't have to be the one to swear her in...that a fed. judge can do it. Surly lawdogs, please pick up the burnt orange courtesy phone.
  2. he didn't say "drunk brother". BTW, I remember that whole thing quite well. Anybody with any sense knew Cheney was drunk when it happened, but the GOPers stood on their heads that it was an innocent accident.
  3. Brian Kelly did it. Oh, about that...
  4. BTW, south Alabama is gonna shitcan applewhite, right? He's 1-6.
  5. still fucked up. FSU has 3 national championships...one of them when they were coached by an idiot. It's a top-tier job. The ACC thing is a bit of a drag, but that shit comes and goes.
  6. UCLA is definitely a top-tier school, but, in no way is it a top-tier job. Historically, they win at a 60% clip. They won a single national championship, in 1954. That's a long, long, time ago. Not as long ago as aggy, but a very long time ago. They shouldn't be mentioned in the same breath as the other 4 on your list.
  7. what a gem
  8. the original derka dogs
  9. Yet, they still walked him last night. Fucker isn't hitting anything, and they still walked him.
  10. to paraphrase Tommy Lasorda, Ohtani couldn't hit water if he fell out of a fuckin' boat.
  11. cross post
  12. Shortly after the war started, Maher had some woman on the show that was a long-time Intel officer. Maher made a remark that it was surprising that the Russian equipment was shitty. The Intel lady laughed in his face. She said they had a dirty joke in the Intel community and asked if he'd like to hear it. He said yes. She said "what doesn't fit up your ass and doesn't buzz" Maher: I don't know Lady: A soviet-made ass buzzer
  13. I hope Fox News covers this story...so Trump will hear about it.
  14. BTW, Hee Haw was worth a watch just to watch Roy Clark shred on 1 song.
  15. Lulu: "Junior, you never say nice thing to me" Junior "Well, for a big ol' fat girl, you don't sweat much"
  16. Bijan is so fucking good, and such a nice guy. Goes to all the line guys and shakes their hands.
  17. put him on the same ticket as the "asswater" guy and you've got my vote
  18. let me take a moment to say "fuck you Murphy, you redheaded, freckled prick".
  19. shitty Because of the stigma. Sex is celebrated in the shops. In target, you're worried that you're being judged buying a bottle of KY. In a sex shop? It's some chick behind the counter with purple hair and there's no shame whatsoever. She'll be "is this lube for anal? Try this other brand. It's my favorite when I take it up the ass". Or "you should try this vibrator..." or whatever.
  20. Sandy Alomar has passed. I remember watching him with the Angels.
  21. Gil Bang

    The Wire

    "your partner...bit of an asshole"
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