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Gil Bang

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  1. I must be older than you, because I'd wake up for my 1 AM piss, and 4 AM piss.
  2. switching to pellegrino
  3. yeah...every corner in so cal has a mexican selling better looking fruit from a cart
  4. I've been doing that
  5. nope. I'll own it. What a talent.
  6. I spend quite a bit of time in Florida, and I'm always happy to argue that being a West Coast sports fan is better than being an east coast fan. It's 10:40 PM here. That's one big advantage.
  7. BTW, I saw Mr. Richie in Vegas a few years back. I wasn't a big fan, but tickets were available so I went. Holy fuck, I didn't realize how many of his songs that I loved. One after another for 2 fucking hours. Hit after hit.
  8. Lionel Richie indeed
  9. they haven't been drinking since the pregame show like I have
  10. it ain't over yet
  11. missed it by that much
  12. Yeah, but the have to stop serving at 2 AM. State law.
  13. I'm gonna be so drunk by the time I go to bed
  14. fucking little league shit and it works
  15. I'm fucking exhausted.
  16. he's he's a bad motherfucker
  17. sure, Trump is horrible, but at least he's not a half negro/half Indian that's married to a Jew. Right? Right?
  18. "...and I'm not a big college football fan..." Yeah, no shit.
  19. traffic will be bad. You better pick up a hooker so you can use the carpool lane.
  20. "Hey Tone, did you hear that? I asked him if he remembered his first blowjob. He said yeah. I said how long did it take the guy to cum" UT Thailand? AKA "The Falwell".
  21. I heard parking is 80 bucks
  22. who the fuck is T Bob?
  23. turns out, when there is somebody besides himself keeping score, he's not a very good golfer.
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