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Gil Bang

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Everything posted by Gil Bang

  1. don't worry about it. I voted twice so I got ya covered.
  2. he's our own Mike Johnson
  3. preferably between 55-70 years old
  4. It's the worst thing about Costco. The St. Louis spares that they season are godawful.
  5. Does the "R" in "R. Keith Shackleford" stand for "Rusty" by chance?
  6. I say this with 100% sincerity...Thank you for your service.
  7. Mario should have pulled out.
  8. https://www.npr.org/2012/02/16/146987033/hold-on-to-your-tuba-brass-bandits-hit-l-a-schools
  9. Marching band adjacent: out here in SoCal, you might have heard something about us having a lot of mexicans. Well, I can confirm that it's true. Anyway, a decade or so ago, "Banda" music was all the rage in the Latino community. From what I understand, it's very tuba-driven. In fact, it was said that a good Banda Tuba player could make a grand on a Friday or Saturday night playing somewhere. Meanwhile, there was a rash of break-ins at socal schools, and the Tubas went missing in every case. I always imagined that the LAPD, if they wanted to actually solve crimes, could just put detectives on bikes, cruising around the barrio, listening for the "honk honk honk honk" of a shitty tuba player.
  10. spoiler: it's Dillo Pad
  11. so, these fucks want to deport Dinesh Patel now?
  12. sure, businesses will leave immediately. Who wants to have a customer base the size of NYC? "Bastrop, here we come! Get ready for artesanal, fresh-baked marble rye!"
  13. is that the old queen that was married to Martha Raye?
  14. where's the Dicker vs. Okie gif?
  15. we make it pretty easy, huh?
  16. you don't know that. I agree that it wasn't ATC, but you don't know the cause. Fuck, maybe it was a bomb.
  17. Don't hate the player...
  18. I worked at an REO sweatshop for a year or so. We had a BPO department with a half-dozen women that took orders and farmed them out to agents all over the country. One of the women (fat and ugly BTW) was doing some serious email sexting with some podunk realtor somewhere. One morning the boss calls me in her office, says "close the door". Says "hey, Connie's been doing some seriously nasty shit over email and I'm about to fire her. When I call her in, run over to her desk and shut down and unplug her computer so she can't destroy anything". I said "sure thing...but just how nasty are we talking?". She said "illegal in most southern states nasty".
  19. counterpoint:
  20. arrivederci,cocksucker. see you in hell.
  21. Neuheisel said LSU offered 100 million for 4 years
  22. it least the Donorname's came forward...not like that prick Ted Danson.
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