Everything posted by Gil Bang
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The Andy Griffith Show
Barney may have been naive, but Don Knotts wasn't; mofo laid pipe all over Hollywood.
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The Andy Griffith Show
@Sbbruin get in here
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The Guitar Pron Thread
The BUT is a terrific venue. See you there?
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2025/2026 Hunting Thread
Thanks for that, but I have no fucking clue what my "twist rate" is. Would you expect an old bolt action to have the required twist rate?
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2025/2026 Hunting Thread
I've got that covered. The GF's daughter is the GM of a 1200 acre horse ranch, with lots of open, unused land. I once heard somebody say "buzzards gotta eat...same as worms", so I'm going with that approach. Or, I could drive a few hours out to the Mojave, and do it mobster style, but I hate digging holes.
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Which of you idiots was throwing hands in a Bass Pro in Odessa?
if not, he needs to mix in the occasional salad.
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2025/2026 Hunting Thread
Hey guys, I don't visit this thread because I'm not a hunter. I've never killed an animal in my life. I am, however, a damn good shooter. Beer cans quiver when I take aim. Anyway, I live on the edge of town in N. San Diego County. I'm on two acres, and this neighborhood is pretty "country". We've got a very aggressive Coyote. Fucker came right up on the patio and killed a cat the other morning. We buried the remains, and he came back and dug it up. He's been back in the yard a time or two (that I've seen) since then. The GF has a small puppy, and she's scared shitless. I bought some of those "quiet" 22 rounds. I've got a old bolt-action rifle, and I'm fucking good with it. Here's the question for this thread: can I humanely kill a coyote with a 22? If so, where do I shoot the fucker?
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Election Day 2025
Pretty much what I told the incumbent County Supervisor for my district. "Can I count on your vote?" "Fuck no, I don't support anybody that supports Donald Trump".
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Election Day 2025
don't worry about it. I voted twice so I got ya covered.
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Election Day 2025
he's our own Mike Johnson
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Election Day 2025
preferably between 55-70 years old
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Welcome to Costco .....
It's the worst thing about Costco. The St. Louis spares that they season are godawful.
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Southwest or every other airline in the history of the world?
Same. That's a nice perk.
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Election Day 2025
Does the "R" in "R. Keith Shackleford" stand for "Rusty" by chance?
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I say this with 100% sincerity...Thank you for your service.
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Election Day 2025
Mario should have pulled out.
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Vandergrift Marching Band’s truck takes the fast train to UIL
https://www.npr.org/2012/02/16/146987033/hold-on-to-your-tuba-brass-bandits-hit-l-a-schools
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Vandergrift Marching Band’s truck takes the fast train to UIL
Marching band adjacent: out here in SoCal, you might have heard something about us having a lot of mexicans. Well, I can confirm that it's true. Anyway, a decade or so ago, "Banda" music was all the rage in the Latino community. From what I understand, it's very tuba-driven. In fact, it was said that a good Banda Tuba player could make a grand on a Friday or Saturday night playing somewhere. Meanwhile, there was a rash of break-ins at socal schools, and the Tubas went missing in every case. I always imagined that the LAPD, if they wanted to actually solve crimes, could just put detectives on bikes, cruising around the barrio, listening for the "honk honk honk honk" of a shitty tuba player.
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Vandergrift Marching Band’s truck takes the fast train to UIL
What size is the mouthpiece?
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Election Day 2025
spoiler: it's Dillo Pad
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Election Day 2025
so, these fucks want to deport Dinesh Patel now?
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Election Day 2025
sure, businesses will leave immediately. Who wants to have a customer base the size of NYC? "Bastrop, here we come! Get ready for artesanal, fresh-baked marble rye!"
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Election Day 2025
is that the old queen that was married to Martha Raye?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
where's the Dicker vs. Okie gif?
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Election Day 2025
we make it pretty easy, huh?