Gil Bang
Certifiably Surly
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Trumpkin: "I didn't like Obamacare but it was the only insurance that I could get". 22 year old Gil: "I didn't like fucking that fat girl, but it was 1:30 AM and the bar was closing"
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
so there will be at least two people in the white house that suck?
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Texas @ Georgia Watch Party - Austin - Celis Brewing 10001 Metric Blvd
man, the flying situation is rough right now...otherwise I'd fly out just to shit in the parking lot. That sounds like a good time.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
I'll say it again: my surprise pick (out of nowhere) for one of these big jobs is Bob Stoops.
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Trump’s America
Marge was on CNN tonight. She straight-up said "I do my own grocery shopping and prices aren't down, and my electric bill on my house and my DC apartment are up from a year ago".
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Need to find SSN for SCRA search
Willie Fistergash?
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Dude. Deion's health situation is not good.
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Trump’s America
the Thanksgiving thing...what a crock of shit.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
"dey said you was hung" "dey was right"
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2025 MLB thread
Craig Stammen is Padres new manager. WTF?
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The Andy Griffith Show
Barney may have been naive, but Don Knotts wasn't; mofo laid pipe all over Hollywood.
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The Andy Griffith Show
@Sbbruin get in here
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The Guitar Pron Thread
The BUT is a terrific venue. See you there?
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2025/2026 Hunting Thread
Thanks for that, but I have no fucking clue what my "twist rate" is. Would you expect an old bolt action to have the required twist rate?
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2025/2026 Hunting Thread
I've got that covered. The GF's daughter is the GM of a 1200 acre horse ranch, with lots of open, unused land. I once heard somebody say "buzzards gotta eat...same as worms", so I'm going with that approach. Or, I could drive a few hours out to the Mojave, and do it mobster style, but I hate digging holes.
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Which of you idiots was throwing hands in a Bass Pro in Odessa?
if not, he needs to mix in the occasional salad.
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2025/2026 Hunting Thread
Hey guys, I don't visit this thread because I'm not a hunter. I've never killed an animal in my life. I am, however, a damn good shooter. Beer cans quiver when I take aim. Anyway, I live on the edge of town in N. San Diego County. I'm on two acres, and this neighborhood is pretty "country". We've got a very aggressive Coyote. Fucker came right up on the patio and killed a cat the other morning. We buried the remains, and he came back and dug it up. He's been back in the yard a time or two (that I've seen) since then. The GF has a small puppy, and she's scared shitless. I bought some of those "quiet" 22 rounds. I've got a old bolt-action rifle, and I'm fucking good with it. Here's the question for this thread: can I humanely kill a coyote with a 22? If so, where do I shoot the fucker?
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Election Day 2025
Pretty much what I told the incumbent County Supervisor for my district. "Can I count on your vote?" "Fuck no, I don't support anybody that supports Donald Trump".
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Election Day 2025
don't worry about it. I voted twice so I got ya covered.
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Election Day 2025
he's our own Mike Johnson
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Election Day 2025
preferably between 55-70 years old
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Welcome to Costco .....
It's the worst thing about Costco. The St. Louis spares that they season are godawful.
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Southwest or every other airline in the history of the world?
Same. That's a nice perk.
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Election Day 2025
Does the "R" in "R. Keith Shackleford" stand for "Rusty" by chance?
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I say this with 100% sincerity...Thank you for your service.