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Gil Bang

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  1. I don't believe that's true in CA. A grand jury indictment means that there is no preliminary hearing, but you can catch a felony here without grand jury involvement. @Foosters???
  2. Sammy is one of the coolest mofos on the planet. Maybe that's his key to looking young? And, he was only around that bleeding asshole Eddie Van Halen for a limited time. I'm sure that helped.
  3. Wait, did I say "drag queen"? I meant "GOP Official" https://www.wral.com/news/local/surry-board-elections-drug-ice-cream-wilmington-august-2025/
  4. Sitting in the kitchen...where we spend most of our time, at our comfortable island with nice barstools and a TV. Laptops out, etc. GF says she's going to shower and then she'll see me in bed. Within a few moments, it's a fucking 5 alarm fire in my colon. This is a 4 bedroom bathroom main house, with one more in the guest house, and I destroy my undies before I can make it to the nearest. Straight to the garbage, and I'm such a mess that it's right into that shower for a hosing off of my disgusting self.
  5. holy hell, they're giving this treasonous cunt a military funeral. https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5474030-air-force-to-provide-funeral-honors-to-ashli-babbitt/ Is this cunt buried on San Diego? Because I WILL shit on her grave.
  6. Shohei on the mound. 1 ER and 9 K through 5
  7. Out here, they won’t take a cashier’s check for a closing. They will take it for EMD, but not closing funds. Well, I suppose they would take it a couple of weeks before they closing, but they certainly won’t take it the day of or the day before.
  8. The two posters with real credibility on this thread. the rest of y’all are just spitballing.
  9. I used to enjoy them. My ex-wife and I use to head down to Tijuana every couple of weeks. I'd buy a nice Cuban, find an outdoor table to enjoy tacos and beers, and she'd hit the shops on Revolucion. I use to smuggle a cohiba or two back every trip to enjoy later. Then one morning in Pasadena...Michigan game IIRC, none other than @Macanudo handed me what I’m sure was a fine quality cigar. I thanked him, lit the thing, and within a few minutes I decided it was fucking vile, threw it down, and I haven’t smoked one since. It was an expensive and gross habit that I'm glad I'm over. I was dining outdoors last night with the GF, and some asshole was smoking a cigar nearby. I'd rather smell weed, which, being in San Diego, I smell quite often.
  10. Shoutout to whichever of you guys has the Mercedes SUV with the “HOOKUMM” CA plate. I was behind you on the 163 today.
  11. Brisket beat me to it. Every single motherfucker that protested Jade Helm voted for Trump. so, you can't indict a ham sandwich...thrower?
  12. He turned down two offers to be on 53 man rosters to sign to Denver's practice squad
  13. in CA, we have a "wire fraud disclosure" that is part of every contract. It's pretty clear "MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE ARE TRYING TO ROB YOU...DON'T WIRE SHIT UNLESS YOU'VE VERIFIED THE INFO". I'm also told that most banks will do a courtesy call to escrow/title to verify the info before sending the dough.
  14. That whole "house will collapse" story line is bullshit. Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn...he'll straighten it out.
  15. Do you have to have a special charger installed at your home, or is it really "plug in". I'm sure that's a stupid question, but I really don't know.
  16. I'm a HUGE Beatles guy, but yeah, Lennon was a cock. I read Cynthia's book. But goddammit, I still crank "Run for you life" when it comes on.
  17. Get your own fuckin cab
  18. "He was only 96...just a kid"
  19. says the white, straight, old guy.
  20. Anybody that doesn't have me on ignore has seen me pimp Mike Campbell's book, "Heartbreaker". It's the best one of these that I've ever read. Meanwhile, after going down a YouTube rabbit hole, I've started the not-new book from Don Felder, "Heaven and Hell". It's pretty interesting. He was in a band in Gainesville when he was a teen, and, a new kid moved into town. Somebody told Felder "this guy and play and sing, you should get him for your band. His name is Stephen Stills". And they were band mates for a couple of years, until Stills moved away one day without telling anyone. Oh, and Don Henley is a complete fucking asshole. Maybe the worst asshole in the history of assholes.
  21. I've always thought that they (and/or their producers) did some really clever stuff. I'll give it another listen tonight and see if I can even understand your question.
  22. Padres look like the real deal.
  23. as far as Townsend goes, I don't know exactly why, but I can't really listen to The Who anymore. I almost always change the channel when one of their songs comes on. Today I was listening to Sirius Classic Vinyl, and Baba O'Reilly was played, and it sounded like pure noise to me. I turned it off right quick.
  24. George Will was on Maher recently. I didn't see the show, but I saw the clip. He talked about his "trade imbalance" with his barber. Every month, he buys a haircut from her, and she never buys anything from him. And she buys corn at the supermarket, which comes from Iowa, but those Iowa farmers never come to her shop for a haircut. Yet, as Will said, "it all seems to work out fine".
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