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Gil Bang

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  1. Fucking Sho dinger. Tie ballgame. That's what happens when your opposing team has the best player in the history of baseball on the roster.
  2. Cease has that gay porn-ish facial hair. Hell of a pitcher though.
  3. UCLA is really, really hampered by being located on what is quite possibly the most valuable Real Estate of any University in the US.
  4. Pads came to play today. 3-0 in the 1st with 1 out.
  5. I don't know shit about networks, but I do know one thing: Reddit is great for pics of 19 year old girls jamming sharpies up their assholes. For everything else? Not so much.
  6. CA has a terrific tracking system, and I will receive a text when the county receives my vote (barcode on envelope), just as I did when they mailed out my ballot.
  7. I'm in CA. Received my ballot in today's mail. Voted straight-ticket dem, and I was so excited I literally drove straight to the post office to send it off.
  8. Of course, threats against the CO judge and court staff, because MAGA respects law enforcement so much. https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/local-politics/colorado-judge-threats-tina-peters-sentence/73-9d76c41b-8a14-4e50-9d0b-566516a7c9fc
  9. I expect some great material here in the next 48 hours or so.
  10. I remember one of those CA cops that relocated to Idaho. Mark fucking Furman.
  11. Not the original Beetle-Mania, but an incredible simulation
  12. Ah. I stand corrected, and please accept my apologies.
  13. She wasn't inside the capitol. She declined to issue a tweet decrying the violence. Fuck her. She's a miserable cunt, and she deserves to be married to Trump. If I ever meet her, I'll ask her how Stormy's pussy tastes.
  14. I haven't seen the polls recently but Tester wrecked shop in that debate. Is he really behind?
  15. Yoko was worried about somebody stealing John, because SHE fucking stole John.
  16. Port strike over. Another game well-played by Brandon.
  17. That fucking cunt Tina Peters got hers today. Tina Peters, a former Colorado Republican county clerk who espoused the false conspiracy theory that former President Donald Trump lost the 2020 election due to ballot fraud, was sentenced Thursday to nine years in prison for crimes related to a breach of her county’s voting system. “You are no hero,” state District Court Judge Matthew Barrett told Peters. “You’re a charlatan who used and is still using your prior position in office to peddle a snake oil that’s been proven to be junk time and time again.” “Your lies are well documented, and these convictions are serious. I’m convinced you’d do it all over again if you could,” Barrett told the 68-year-old former Mesa County clerk, who was accused of using another person’s security badge to allow someone else to gain access to her county’s election system. The person who used that badge was affiliated with Mike Lindell, the CEO of My Pillow and a leading proponent of the claim that Trump’s defeat for a second term was due to ballot fraud. “You’re as defiant a defendant as this court has ever seen,” Barrett told Peters. Peters, who had requested probation, told the judge before being sentenced, “I’ve never done anything with malice to break the law. I’ve only wanted to serve the people of Mesa County.” Mesa County District Attorney Daniel Rubenstein told Barrett that, “Ms. Peters has demonstrated repeatedly that she does not think she did anything wrong.” “She submitted a statement to the court in the pre-sentence investigation report, giving excuses, giving justifications, but never once acknowledging that she did something wrong, that this was not the way to handle this,” Rubenstein said. “What does every 12-step program start with? It starts with acknowledging you have a problem, and she has not done that, and there’s no purpose in rehabilitation for somebody who does not think they did anything wrong.” Peters was immediately taken into custody after Barrett rejected her lawyer’s request that she remain free. Peters was convicted by a trial jury in August of seven criminal counts, including attempt to influence a public servant, conspiracy to commit criminal impersonation, violation of duty, and failure to comply with secretary of state requirements. Shortly after Peters was sentenced, the Republican presidential nominee Trump told attendees at a campaign rally in Michigan that in the 2020 election, “We won, we won, we did win.” “It was a rigged election,” Trump said. “That’s why I’m doing it again. If I thought I lost I wouldn’t be doing this again,” said Trump, who is facing Vice President Kamala Harris, the Democratic nominee, in this year’s presidential race. Trump is being criminally prosecuted in federal court in Washington, D.C., and in state court in Atlanta, with charges related to his efforts to undo President Joe Biden’s victory over him in the 2020 election.
  18. Q: why does an englishman drink warm beer? A: Lucas refrigerators
  19. what a fucking dipshit. I really hate myself because there was a time that I held Rudy in high esteem.
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