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Gil Bang

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  1. even if he was, HE DOESN'T GET A FUCKING HONOR GUARD! THIS COCKSUCKER WAS A RIGHT-WING KARDASHIAN AND NOTHING MORE THAN THAT.
  2. you use your tongue pertyier than a twenty-dollar whore.
  3. I've had that stuff injected into my hand, and it hurts like a mofo. I cannot imagine getting that needle in the schlong.
  4. Do those cocksucking Yankees do this often? Did they do it for Melissa Hortman? Fuck the yankees
  5. I'm not caught up on this thread (been busy today), but I'd like to state for the record that it's possible to think that a person is a complete cocksucking asshole, and still be saddened by their murder and feel bad for the wife and kids.
  6. GF is from Miami, and we often visit her sister in Coral Gables. They sell it down there, and she's always got a case in the garage fridge for me when we visit.
  7. I recently turned 60. And I get every vax that the doc recommends. I always have done so. I straight up asked about the shingles vax and got it. I have Kaiser insurance, and I take some trips that others might not take. for example, a few years back I went to the DR. I called Kaiser, they connected me to the "travel nurse", and she set me up with a vax or two and a RX or two to take in the event that I needed them. I didn't need them at all. The food was great, and the Presidente was so great that I drank several gallons.
  8. I'm really interested in this race. He's a relatively fucking young tictok guy that goes on all the podcasts, etc. It's time to find out if the younger folks will stop jacking off and playing video games long enough to to get to the polls. If so, he could be the roadmap that Dems use nationally. I'm skeptical, but I'd love to be wrong.
  9. I don't want to be a guy that wakes up every morning and takes an assortment of pills. But, about 7 months ago, I had bloodwork done and my cholesterol was high. The doc said that she'd prescribe something. I said "fuck that, I know I've been eating like shit (going through some stuff) and I know how to clean it up. Give me 6 months to work on it. Fast forward 6 months, I get new labs. She emails me..."it's better, but not good enough. I'd really like it if you'd take a statin". OK doc, I pay you for your expertise. I'm now taking a pill every fucking morning.
  10. what a fucking pussy
  11. Those fucks sent Devin Nunes and Kevin McCarthy to DC. Fuck those putos There's a lot of horse racing here in San Diego. A few years ago, the immigration man raided San Luis Rey Downs, which is a licensed training track...meaning that all times taken there for workouts are "official" as far as the state horse racing board is concerned. Anyway, they only hauled away two illegals, both Irish, one of which had knocked up the woman that cuts my hair. the daughter she had is a sweet kid, but ugh. Interesting note, maybe. The CA horse racing board has "commissioners", appointed by the Governor. Bo Derek was a commissioner for quite a while. 10 years or so.
  12. For those unfamiliar, she reps part of San Diego, and grampa was the Qualcomm Jacobs. Fuck those putos. I'm going in a casino, and you want to charge me to park? I feel bad for the service employees, but the Wynn's and Adelson's can get bent. looked for the blazing saddles "randolph Scott" song and couldn't find it Have you ever been to OC? It's to be expected. Morello is a smart mofo. A rock star with a PolySci degree from Harvard.
  13. OU's a fucking problem, and any of you assholes that don't think so are in for a big shock.
  14. I’m putting my Charlie Christian on consignment this week. If and when it sells, I’m doing a worldwide search for a Harrison Tele. And some green pants and a fur coat. And a great vintage amp.
  15. some of you may recall that my kid is an Army Apache pilot. He's currently on a pretty long mission domestically, and had to land to refuel (several times). He spotted this. sorry for the poor quality out of his dirty windshield.
  16. and holy hell, I'm probably the only one of the "MTV Generation" that hated (and still hates) videos like that one. Show me some live performances. Staged videos were/are so stupid. About 1% of them are clever.
  17. My dad came to Pendleton from Pettit TX around 1960. He decided that the CA coast was better than Pettit, so he never left. we must be neighbors.
  18. that's a dumb fucking insurer. I'm actually surprised that insurance cos. don't mandate all vaccines. Take the shot or get cancelled mofos.
  19. the majority of Trump voters have never been on an airplane. Other Trump voters own their own airplanes, so this won't effect them. Cleetus and Marge that fly spirit out of Birmingham to see the grandkids in Atlanta...well, the are fucked.
  20. In this market, most agents have liquidy...in their undies.
  21. many years ago, back when the L.A. Times was still great, the legendary columnist Jack Smith wrote about the SoCal coastline, and how Pendleton was the only big undeveloped piece. He wrote "I hope that the Marines can hold that ground".
  22. lots of new stationary, signage, and business cards to be ordered from some Trump-owned company.
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