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Gil Bang

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  1. I'm sure dotard will have something eloquent to say.
  2. holy shit...he speaks! great to have you back.
  3. so, Kung Pao or Chop Suey? And what movie did you see?
  4. their assholes are fixin' to gape
  5. You can rent his Air BnB in Norman and defile the place
  6. She was going through the picnic basket looking for a veal parm sandwich.
  7. Hannity is fucking loaded. He's a big-time RE investor, and his net worth is believed to be 300 million or so.
  8. it's pretty great. I'm planning to do some work on it this summer. For starters, the steering column needs to be shortened, because the steering wheel sits so far back that it rubs my big cock gut.
  9. bears are fucking fascinating.
  10. is he really?
  11. as to the London trip, I posted elsewhere about meeting this guy on the same trip:
  12. Last Christmas, I went to London. On the flight back, I got up to walk around a bit (even though my 1% ass was in First Class) and I asked the FA for another drink. We started chatting. She told me that she lived in PHX with her husband who was an AA captain. They had just bought a place outside Anchorage. "It's awesome...it's got 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, a big barn, and BEARS" as if bears were a fucking amenity. She was sweet, but quite crazy I'm sure. The place they bought was only accessable by plane, so they bought a Cessna, and her husband was teaching her how to fly it. She showed me this video. This is the house that they bought
  13. I'm glad that Delmar knocked over that Piggly Wiggly. But, I'm also grateful that the Piggly Wiggly in Phenix City sells beer on Sunday.
  14. I'm 10 minutes into this ego project of his kid's, and I'm waiting for Phil to talk about how he had an onion on his belt, which was the fashion of the day.
  15. holy fuck, this guy is 73 and he looks like he's 100. Ringo looks like a teenager next to this asshole.
  16. what a wanker.
  17. I went to see chuck berry on a double-bill, and he never played because the box office wouldn't cash his check. But, the other half of the double was JAMES MOTHERFUCKING BROWN, and he blew the fucking roof off of the place. What a fucking performer. I would argue that he's the best to ever do it, and man, his band. Wow.
  18. maybe I should get a new scout too. The one I have is a '62
  19. Until you wrote "tele" I though you were discussing the gloryhole.
  20. Remember when he became "William Patrick Corgan"? What a pompous asshole.
  21. The Derkabear.
  22. based on my research, bears are attracted to menstruation. And pik-a-nic baskets.
  23. that dickbag Hannity and Ainsley Earhart have announced their engagement.
  24. at that number, I'd go over on the Angels.
  25. Mine travels for work, so she's awesome. All cosmetics and hair stuff are duplicated and already in her suitcase. Tootbrush, bras, panties, etc. That's half the battle. On her birthday, I woke her up with coffee and said we're leaving for two days. Bring a swimsuit, a cocktail outfit, and hiking stuff. She's ready in 15.
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