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Gil Bang

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Everything posted by Gil Bang

  1. I'm gonna be so drunk by the time I go to bed
  2. fucking little league shit and it works
  3. I'm fucking exhausted.
  4. he's he's a bad motherfucker
  5. sure, Trump is horrible, but at least he's not a half negro/half Indian that's married to a Jew. Right? Right?
  6. Gil Bang replied to Fug's topic in Football
    "...and I'm not a big college football fan..." Yeah, no shit.
  7. traffic will be bad. You better pick up a hooker so you can use the carpool lane.
  8. "Hey Tone, did you hear that? I asked him if he remembered his first blowjob. He said yeah. I said how long did it take the guy to cum" UT Thailand? AKA "The Falwell".
  9. I heard parking is 80 bucks
  10. Gil Bang replied to Fug's topic in Football
    who the fuck is T Bob?
  11. turns out, when there is somebody besides himself keeping score, he's not a very good golfer.
  12. addressed at presser. Said that they started out with Milwee in the box when they came to Texas. Brought Milwee to the sideline because it helped Ewers in-game. Now with unlimited assistants, Bimonte was named Asst. QB Coach, and has great rapport with Quinn ARCH, so they moved Milwee back up to the box. Sark says he and Milwee have great rapport and Milwee's perspective from the box is helpful to him
  13. He started out laughing and happy. Not nervous at all.
  14. I read somewhere this morning that the CNN boss got a private tour of the white house, and then told his people to back off of the WH demo story.
  15. I'm pretty sure that Red Lobster went bankrupt and closed their locations.
  16. fucking Ana getting dunked on by Derka. lol.
  17. I'd love it if he were a patient under consideration by the tumor board.
  18. Gil Bang replied to Fug's topic in Football
  19. Gil Bang replied to Fug's topic in Football
    2 of them when they were coached by a a couple of complete idiots
  20. Sounds like she’s got plenty of people behind her. And on top of her. When he was with the Chargers, Bobby Ross slept on his office sofa several nights a week.
  21. Gil Bang replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    yep.
  22. WABCO as in "Westinghouse Air Brake Co."? Back in my heavy equipment operator days, I ran some of their scrapers. Calling them dogshit is putting it mildly.
  23. Trump will no doubt charge a "handling fee" for making the "deal" happen.
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