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Gil Bang

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  1. The fucking worst. Thank God for the Brazilians heh heh heh
  2. If you're referring to Mensa Tom Herman, that cocksucker got fired a few weeks back.
  3. and I would still jam by tongue up Beth Davenport's butthole.
  4. watching one now. Jim is alone, in bed with a book, in fucking pajamas like Ozzie Nelson. I haven't worn pajamas since I was 8, and haven't worn anything at all since I was 16 or so, and I'm not nearly as cool as Rockford. Fucking PJs like a little kid on Christmas morning. Fuck that .
  5. he drove off into the sunset in his financed, used Corvette, with the tags still on his blazer.
  6. no feeling in the right hand = "the stranger", amirite?
  7. you may be surprised to find out that Honolulu isn't on the "Big Island". OTOH, you might get to meet Rocko.
  8. Knowing shit about fuck about running a website, I'm curious...does a schlub like me paying a few bucks a month pay my own way here, or am I a money drain for you? I know for sure you aren't getting rich off of my 3.50/mo.
  9. Gina was a solid drummer. I was around her a bit one night with a mutual friend, and something was off. I had no idea that it was heroin.
  10. Median price there is about $772/sq ft.
  11. Laguna Niguel is a great place to live. Perfect weather, good schools, low crime, etc. That whole area (Dana Point, LN, San Juan Cap) is pretty great.
  12. oh yeah. We were shocked looking at houses there.
  13. By closest friend's daughter lives in Vermont. It's a nightmare to get there, but they are a couple of hours outside of Burlington. But, from what he says, "I'm Larry, this is my brother Darrel, and this is my other brother Darrel" is par for the course up there.
  14. GF's son lives in San Fernando Valley, Los Angeles. He got a job offer in Billings. The houses were too expensive there. And this is coming from L.A.
  15. Vegas evenings in the summer are "cool" like Fonzie, but they are hotter than fuck as far as weather goes. I actually love walking around Vegas on a summer night, if dressed appropriately, but I love the desert in general. Hot and dry, usually with a hot breeze.
  16. Ho-Lee fuck. WSJ is reporting that Trump is considering pulling Hegseth and replacing him with... https://www.wsj.com/politics/elections/trump-mulls-replacing-pete-hegseth-with-florida-gov-ron-desantis-8f682ad2?mod=mhp
  17. They didn't teach you this shit in fish camp?
  18. Tommy John: a mediocre pitcher for a very, very long time. This fucking asshole thinks he didn't get in the hall of fame in the 90's because he would go on to support a certain candidate for President decades later.
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