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Gil Bang

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  1. he was a huge piece of shit, pardoned for his crimes by an even bigger piece of shit.
  2. airplanes, then race cars. the NASCAR guys have done for a couple of decades now. A heavy stock car is very sensitive to tire pressures. It's not uncommon for a driver or crew chief to make an adjustment of 1/4 psi on a specific tire (right rear, etc). Rusty Wallace was famous for this. He knew this shit cold.
  3. rooting for the meteor
  4. oh fuck, that CSN sofa at the end...I almost shit myself laughing.
  5. Arrivederci, you crooked motherfucker. See you in hell.
  6. you overbuilt the shit out of this thing. And I'm here for it. Looks like about double the wall studs that you needed, and those rafters...holy hell. This thing is a bomb shelter.
  7. I like the dude that says Texas was chosen to fill a "roll", and then goes on to do a grammar correct on another poster.
  8. I agree 100%. My ex-wife went to the local Dr. Feelgood, and he wrote scripts for all sorts of anti-depressants. When she got really bad and we checked her in the the psych ward, the resident Psych over there looked at the drugs she had been taking and got seriously pissed off. I'm pretty sure he said "who the hell is the doctor that's been writing these scripts"
  9. I don't believe that's true in CA. A grand jury indictment means that there is no preliminary hearing, but you can catch a felony here without grand jury involvement. @Foosters???
  10. Sammy is one of the coolest mofos on the planet. Maybe that's his key to looking young? And, he was only around that bleeding asshole Eddie Van Halen for a limited time. I'm sure that helped.
  11. Wait, did I say "drag queen"? I meant "GOP Official" https://www.wral.com/news/local/surry-board-elections-drug-ice-cream-wilmington-august-2025/
  12. Sitting in the kitchen...where we spend most of our time, at our comfortable island with nice barstools and a TV. Laptops out, etc. GF says she's going to shower and then she'll see me in bed. Within a few moments, it's a fucking 5 alarm fire in my colon. This is a 4 bedroom bathroom main house, with one more in the guest house, and I destroy my undies before I can make it to the nearest. Straight to the garbage, and I'm such a mess that it's right into that shower for a hosing off of my disgusting self.
  13. holy hell, they're giving this treasonous cunt a military funeral. https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5474030-air-force-to-provide-funeral-honors-to-ashli-babbitt/ Is this cunt buried on San Diego? Because I WILL shit on her grave.
  14. Shohei on the mound. 1 ER and 9 K through 5
  15. Out here, they won’t take a cashier’s check for a closing. They will take it for EMD, but not closing funds. Well, I suppose they would take it a couple of weeks before they closing, but they certainly won’t take it the day of or the day before.
  16. The two posters with real credibility on this thread. the rest of y’all are just spitballing.
  17. I used to enjoy them. My ex-wife and I use to head down to Tijuana every couple of weeks. I'd buy a nice Cuban, find an outdoor table to enjoy tacos and beers, and she'd hit the shops on Revolucion. I use to smuggle a cohiba or two back every trip to enjoy later. Then one morning in Pasadena...Michigan game IIRC, none other than @Macanudo handed me what I’m sure was a fine quality cigar. I thanked him, lit the thing, and within a few minutes I decided it was fucking vile, threw it down, and I haven’t smoked one since. It was an expensive and gross habit that I'm glad I'm over. I was dining outdoors last night with the GF, and some asshole was smoking a cigar nearby. I'd rather smell weed, which, being in San Diego, I smell quite often.
  18. Shoutout to whichever of you guys has the Mercedes SUV with the “HOOKUMM” CA plate. I was behind you on the 163 today.
  19. Brisket beat me to it. Every single motherfucker that protested Jade Helm voted for Trump. so, you can't indict a ham sandwich...thrower?
  20. He turned down two offers to be on 53 man rosters to sign to Denver's practice squad
  21. in CA, we have a "wire fraud disclosure" that is part of every contract. It's pretty clear "MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE ARE TRYING TO ROB YOU...DON'T WIRE SHIT UNLESS YOU'VE VERIFIED THE INFO". I'm also told that most banks will do a courtesy call to escrow/title to verify the info before sending the dough.
  22. That whole "house will collapse" story line is bullshit. Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn...he'll straighten it out.
  23. Do you have to have a special charger installed at your home, or is it really "plug in". I'm sure that's a stupid question, but I really don't know.
  24. I'm a HUGE Beatles guy, but yeah, Lennon was a cock. I read Cynthia's book. But goddammit, I still crank "Run for you life" when it comes on.
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