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Gil Bang

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Everything posted by Gil Bang

  1. let me take a moment to say "fuck you Murphy, you redheaded, freckled prick".
  2. shitty Because of the stigma. Sex is celebrated in the shops. In target, you're worried that you're being judged buying a bottle of KY. In a sex shop? It's some chick behind the counter with purple hair and there's no shame whatsoever. She'll be "is this lube for anal? Try this other brand. It's my favorite when I take it up the ass". Or "you should try this vibrator..." or whatever.
  3. Sandy Alomar has passed. I remember watching him with the Angels.
  4. Gil Bang replied to thepop's topic in Movies and TV
    "your partner...bit of an asshole"
  5. Mr. Fancy Car over here.
  6. Oh for fuck's sake. BYU ain't hiring a guy that's married to a black woman.
  7. he's Janice Soprano
  8. I was thinking that UCLA may turn it around, then I took a look at their remaining schedule. Fuck.
  9. wash it while the wrinkles are gone
  10. good time for this dickhead to throw another pick
  11. it would have been a good time for a Mack Brown pooch punt
  12. he's never jizzed on a massage girl?
  13. fuck both of you
  14. haha we aren't the only ones with stupid penalties
  15. I apologize. I guess I'm just not 100% comfortable with faggotry
  16. Just these particular sooners, or sooners in general?
  17. nice production there. Holly said something about something
  18. oh for fuck's sake
  19. Bruins with a 4th down stop. They've got the ball with a short field.
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