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  1. Gil Bang
    bumper sticker should be issued.
  2. Gil Bang
    Same. I still laugh my ass off quite a bit. Yeah, some bits go on too long (Elvis impersonation please die), but I still get a kick out of a lot of it, particularly Richard and Sal. Just some stupid shit cracks me the fuck up. Like when the guys are all in Miami and walking back from dinner. Ronnie and Wolfie walking along, and the rest several feet back. They come to a pile of dogshit on the sidewalk, and Ronnie whispers "watch, JD will step in this dogshit". A few seconds later JD screams "GODDAMMIT". so fucking stupid and funny.
  3. Gil Bang
    There are plenty of surlyites in the same boat.
  4. Gil Bang
    Show's back live, with a lot of death to discuss. Don Buchwald Richard Simmons Angry Alice (arrivederci, cocksucker) Psych (parody songs) Captain Dennis (started as Robin's yacht skipper, ended up her personal assistant).
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    Brian May update

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  6. Gil Bang
    not really. He was pretty average.
  7. Gil Bang
    It's a parody website...like "The Onion".
  8. Gil Bang
    Yeah, Coffman is a right prick. are you Roy Kent?
  9. Gil Bang
    sometimes the accent reclamation thing is organic. , My ex (what a piece of ass BTW) was from Grand Forks, ND. She had lived in Vegas and OC for 20 years. She had a normal voice like any other woman in Newport Beach. It's her mom's birthday, so she calls a Grand Forks florist to order flowers. 5 minutes into the conversation with the Grand Forks lady, she's all "dontcha' know" just like one of the women on "Fargo".
  10. Gil Bang
    Tell her to volunteer. Phone bank, door knock, etc. Harris campaign will be thrilled to have her. Get her involved.
  11. Gil Bang
    yep
  12. Gil Bang
    Dodgers lead Angels 3-2 in the 10th
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  14. Gil Bang
    BTW; I got fired one time when I deserved it. I would have fired me too. It was right after my marriage fell apart, and I wasn't worth a shit. The other times weren't my fault.
  15. Gil Bang
    fuck man, sorry to hear that. I've been there, and it sucks. I lost a lot of good jobs due to banks going under, consolidation, etc. After about the 4th time I said fuck it, and went out on my own. I've never looked back. Maybe you can't do that in your industry, but I feel for you.
  16. Gil Bang
    You got fired? Or you got drunk? Because who the fuck, besides Lane Kiffin, gets fired on a work trip?
  17. Gil Bang
    Not trying to be a dick...is she American? Who the fuck makes Borscht in these parts?
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  19. Gil Bang
    Well, nothing "Hollywood" was dumber than that piece of fucking dogshit "Dunkirk", where the spitfire pilot glided past all his peeps to land on the beach in the lap of the Germans. What a shit movie that was.
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  21. Gil Bang
    BTW, what was dumber is Heston trying to land that damaged plane instead of ditching.
  22. Gil Bang
    that idiot was the real-life son of Mr. Douglas.
  23. Gil Bang
    That used to be a racket. Big swinging dicks used to add people as authorized users for a fee...sometimes as much as $25,000. These were 1% types, with super-high credit lines. There was a website that brokered the shit. Of course, the "user" never received the account information or a card...they were blind to everything but their credit score bump.
  24. Gil Bang
    the original Midway.
  25. Gil Bang
    yes, sales are slowing, but prices haven't followed. Inventory is up a bit, pendings are down a bit.

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