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  1. Gil Bang
    And just think...she's way hotter than Don Jr's girl.
  2. Gil Bang

    BC @ FSU

    Gil Bang replied to JFKFC's topic in Football

    nah. he's worse.
  3. Gil Bang

    BC @ FSU

    Gil Bang replied to JFKFC's topic in Football

    And as I hit the "submit" button, he overthrows a wide-open receiver in the end zone.
  4. Gil Bang

    BC @ FSU

    Gil Bang replied to JFKFC's topic in Football

    College FB is QB dependent, and D.J. Uguwhateverthefuck isn't a good one.
  5. Gil Bang
    Holy shit. The GF is 100% danish, and she starts pouring that horrible shit around the holidays.
  6. Gil Bang
    you have a fine looking family, aside from you of course. So, in summary, your wife and kids are very nice looking, and you look like a bag of shit.
  7. Gil Bang
    What the fuck is wrong with you? Home depot sells shingles too. Next mofo with a roof leak needs to re-do his own roof. Fuck it, roofing is easy.
  8. Gil Bang
    It's super easy to repair if you don't mind it looking shitty after the "repair" is done.
  9. Gil Bang
    EVERY MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS BOARD THAT ISN'T AN IDIOT KNOWS I'M RIGHT
  10. Gil Bang
    oh for fuck's sake, hire a fucking Mexican off craigslist and pay him 100 bucks. If you do it yourself it will look like shit. It's not brain surgery, after you've done it a dozen times. until you've done it a dozen times, you'll fuck it all up and it will look awful. If I lived close to you, I'd come over and handle it for a couple of beers. No big deal. But I know what the fuck I'm doing, and you don't. You might as well take out your own appendix.
  11. Gil Bang
    More like Dan Le RETARD show, amirite?
  12. Gil Bang
    She did the "Weigman"
  13. Gil Bang
    Rest his soul. Thread in Daily Texan.
  14. Gil Bang
    I don't think he was "Pancho" in those days, and I wasn't Gil Bang But yeah...a couple of random assholes from a brief encounter 2 decades ago that we both recall, and reconnect a bit? yeah, it's cool.
  15. Gil Bang
    Well, we didn't fuck then and I was younger and in better shape, so I doubt it.
  16. Gil Bang
    McAfee is a giant cunt.
  17. Gil Bang
    "Stage Call" sounds like something a strip club DJ would say; "Lexus...5 minute stage call"
  18. Gil Bang
    OOOHHH SHIT. That was you?
  19. Gil Bang
    Brazilians are better groomed?
  20. Gil Bang
    T shirts should be printed
  21. Gil Bang
    AZ leading dodgers 8-0 in the 2nd.
  22. Gil Bang
    Oh shit. ROLLER COASTER!
  23. Gil Bang
    So, I never got past the screener. I think it's because I told them my name is "Rusty", but my caller ID has my real name. If I log into Tmobile and change my caller ID to Rusty Shackleford, how long does it take before it kicks in?
  24. Gil Bang
    Think if I call in and call him a "husky boy" they'll cut me off?
  25. Gil Bang
    Rusty's an Italian guy. Last name is "Trombono".

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