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Gil Bang

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  1. i'll be back in 1:42. See y'all then.
  2. not a drop of water on the floor, so yeah. also, the guy is on the shitter looking at his phone, and he's not jacking off. Who does that?
  3. I gave South Austin's mom 8 inches last friday* * 4 inches two times
  4. who the fuck has a camera in their shitter?
  5. I am intrigued. https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/burton-cummings-randy-bachman-2026-canadian-tour-the-guess-who-9.6973153
  6. And half of the bowl teams finished their seasons with a win.
  7. I will concede that NIL may have changed the dynamic, but, any school that can win a national championship while being coached by a complete idiot is a top job. That happened twice with LSU.
  8. and for those that haven't been, the tailgating on the golf course cannot be beat.
  9. If you're talking about the doors version, you've got a new best friend. It's the worst song ever recorded.
  10. Anybody ever use these? Do they work? I'm about to build a patio cover, and I know it's going to be attractive to spiders.
  11. gambling is going to ruin all sports. We may as well all watch WWE instead of football or basketball or baseball.
  12. Trumpkin: "I didn't like Obamacare but it was the only insurance that I could get". 22 year old Gil: "I didn't like fucking that fat girl, but it was 1:30 AM and the bar was closing"
  13. so there will be at least two people in the white house that suck?
  14. man, the flying situation is rough right now...otherwise I'd fly out just to shit in the parking lot. That sounds like a good time.
  15. I'll say it again: my surprise pick (out of nowhere) for one of these big jobs is Bob Stoops.
  16. Marge was on CNN tonight. She straight-up said "I do my own grocery shopping and prices aren't down, and my electric bill on my house and my DC apartment are up from a year ago".
  17. Dude. Deion's health situation is not good.
  18. the Thanksgiving thing...what a crock of shit.
  19. "dey said you was hung" "dey was right"
  20. Craig Stammen is Padres new manager. WTF?
  21. Barney may have been naive, but Don Knotts wasn't; mofo laid pipe all over Hollywood.
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