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Gil Bang

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  1. Not after they are down by 3 touchdowns. fuck that shit. Mike Leach never won a fucking thing. He was personable, and he made fun of Aggies, but Sark has accomplished more drunk than Leach ever did.
  2. fuck you for your big font. You're a fucking nobody. What you have to say isn't important enough to make it billboard-sized.
  3. Review is done at the SEC offices in Birmingham.
  4. that's not a pick. It's a dumb throw, but not a pick
  5. arch can't hit the side of a barn
  6. and I might fuck Katy Perry tonight.
  7. I'm fucking exhausted.
  8. yeah, he sort of fell down, he wasn't taken down.
  9. knock back a couple of Bloodys. That worked for me.
  10. How about "STOP DOGS WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTHS AND WHEN THEY BARK THEY SHOOT BEES AT YOU"
  11. Arch will be much sharper. The butterflies will be gone.
  12. if the dog didn't stop to shit, he'd have caught that rabbit
  13. he was a huge piece of shit, pardoned for his crimes by an even bigger piece of shit.
  14. airplanes, then race cars. the NASCAR guys have done for a couple of decades now. A heavy stock car is very sensitive to tire pressures. It's not uncommon for a driver or crew chief to make an adjustment of 1/4 psi on a specific tire (right rear, etc). Rusty Wallace was famous for this. He knew this shit cold.
  15. rooting for the meteor
  16. oh fuck, that CSN sofa at the end...I almost shit myself laughing.
  17. Arrivederci, you crooked motherfucker. See you in hell.
  18. you overbuilt the shit out of this thing. And I'm here for it. Looks like about double the wall studs that you needed, and those rafters...holy hell. This thing is a bomb shelter.
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