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    capri
  2. Gil Bang
    And to another song that he's been told not to use.
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    Yeah...Rex Kramer's 18 year-old frat bros that sang "there will never be a nigger SAE"...those guys are Trump voters. I'm willing to wager that the they are still singing that song today. Holy fuck...I ate at that place (assuming it was a single location) in maybe 1984 or '85? I flew to Austin to visit my dad's uncle and take in the TCU game. I absolutely remember that they picked me up at the airport on Friday evening, and took me there for dinner. Was there a cheese soup thing? Because I vaguely remember a cheese soup.
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    Yeah...the old great Jewish delis that have the roasted turkey, pastrami, and corned beef whole in the steamer is where it's at.
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    You roll out of Oakland on the morning of the 9th. You roll into Anaheim that afternoon/evening. That gives you all day on the 10th with your cock in your hand. Catch the train. It's a 50 minute train ride south.
  6. Gil Bang
    Silvio Dante also programs "Outlaw Country" and it's pretty great too.
  7. Gil Bang
    Swam is working for Trump now?
  8. Gil Bang
    FWIW, G-Idle hasn't been worth a fuck since Soojin left 3 years ago. Anyway drifter, you'll be at the Honda Center in Anaheim in a couple of weeks. The train station is close by. Catch a train south to San Juan Capistrano, and walk the 1/8 mile to Heritage BBQ for a taste of home. It's as good as anything you can get in Texas. Well, it's almost as good as Texas' best, and a hell of a lot better than Texas average.
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    You'll be pulling dry vans, not flatbedding?
  10. Gil Bang
    oh fuck...I was about to bust your balls about being on a Kpop tour, and BOOM, there it was. Please post before and after photos of your haircut. And that Pete's gonna look funny with Anime stickers all over it.
  11. Gil Bang
    I hope Wanda hears my song and plays it one more time.
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    Obama

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    she looks better in her birthday suit (according to my imagination).
  13. Gil Bang
    I need a full fucking review of the Isbell Tele, and not from some internet dickhead. Well, from an internet dickhead, but a dickhead from a very special corner of the internet.
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    Obama

    Gil Bang replied to Zombie's topic in Cloak Room

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    I have direct knowledge of Susquehanna being a bunch of fucknuts. Nobody there has a fucking clue. or, at least they didn't 15 years ago.
  17. Gil Bang
    GF's uncle told a story about a buddy of his in a foursome with dotard. They watch him tee off, and his ball heads into the trees. They are looking for the ball. The buddy is in the trees, looks down and sees a ball with a Trump logo. As he bends over to pick it up, Trump yells "found it" from the fairway.
  18. Gil Bang
    at 0:16, I was waiting for somebody to scream "UNCOVER".
  19. Gil Bang
    I told them fuck off, tossed the fucker, and bought a new machine from Lowes. I bought the Lowe's extended warranty, and when you do that, you call Lowe's directly, even if it's still under manufacturers warranty. I had a minor problem, called Lowes, and the next day a tech showed up, made the minor repair, and left, no charge. The repair? A small air-pressure hose had come loose from the switch, because the GF had washed a heavy blanket, and the hose was zip-tied to the chassis. It came loose when the machine was shaking. The tech clipped the zip tie, reconnected the hose, and promised that now the the hose can "float" it wouldn't happen again, and it hasn't.
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    Here's my LG experience, chronicled here (or TOS) at the time: LG washer takes a shit. I know, based on the symptoms, that it's the motor. There's a "10 year Warranty on Direct Drive Motor) sticker on the front of the fucking washer. So, I call LG. "Hey, this washer's busted and I think it's the motor". OK, we'll come out...our fee is $240.00 OK, but if the motor is bad, is covered under warranty and there's no charge, right? We will repair the unit. The fee is $240.00 Yeah, but the motor is still under warranty, so it's covered at no charge, isn't it? We charge $240 to come out, regardless of what is wrong with the unit
  21. Gil Bang
    RD, if you're buying LG, buy the extended warranty.
  22. Gil Bang
    oh shit
  23. Gil Bang
    I hate white males.
  24. Gil Bang
    Padres win, Dodgers lose, AZ down 8-0 in the 5th. Check that. dodgers trail. Game still going.
  25. Gil Bang
    Many years ago, somebody on the old hornfans talked about adding tofu to the super lean ground beef. It really works well. Binds it together and adds moisture.

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