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  1. Gil Bang
    2%er
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    This needs to be a TV commercial
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    We're fucked y'all
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    Shohei dinger. 39 HR 37 SB.
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    Yeah...I've got a couple of really close friends...guys that I would literally give a kidney. I'm not letting them fuck my wife.
  7. Gil Bang
    He funded Hulk Hogan's lawsuit over the sex tape with the wife of "Bubba the Love Sponge". THAT put Gawker out of business, and Affleck and Damon are making a movie about it.
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    I actually like her better knowing that she can crush a bag of Doritos, and still look very attractive.
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    Tom Cruise in Tropic thunder.
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    Don't forget
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    Lou Diamond Phillips as Henry Standing Bear. He's all wrong for it, yet he was perfect.
  12. Gil Bang
    Dodgers lost. Pads up 4-0 in Colorado in the 5th. The NLW gets tighter and tighter.
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    I've got a great local liquor store complete with Pappy's on the shelf. They stock Hamms.
  15. Gil Bang
    I googled it too.
  16. Gil Bang
    Oh, did I say 37-37. I MEANT 38-37 MOTHERFUCKERS
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    An off-topic Village People story, spoilered to not shit on the thread.
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    Motherfucker is about to be the first 50-50 guy in the history of ever. He's the FUCKING MVP.
  19. Gil Bang
    His shit's gonna get way redder.
  20. Gil Bang
    The GF's daily Amazon orders call bullshit.
  21. Gil Bang
    So, I'm not a hunter, but I do read Joe Pickett novels. Is a Spruce Grouse very different from a Sage Grouse?
  22. Gil Bang
    I'm sterilized. They need worse than me. And the head guy from the Village People told them to stop. Susan and Mary-Sue for me. Meanwhile
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    I did that, and had a couple of beers up there, and I was HAMMERED. That altitude will get ya.
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    Smith slipped? Canes must have watered the field.
  25. Gil Bang
    This motherfucker is flying around on a 737? Jesus, Trump sure knows how to piss away money. This fucking weirdo could be on a much cheaper/smaller plane and be just fine

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