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Gil Bang

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  1. listen to Finebaum for 30 minutes, and you will have your solution.
  2. @Brisketexan your father in law has escaped the asylum He had something with mild salsa "Christina" has a North San Diego area code.
  3. Trump show, and Lee Greenwood is playing, of course.
  4. Not Elton. The Broadway cast version. CSPAN just cut away to a call-in show. I'm rooting for Richard and Sal.
  5. Now they're playing "The Lion King" soundtrack. I shit you not.
  6. HOLY FUCK. I'm streaming CSPAN, and at the Dotard rally, it's the Queen live video...the last concert I think https://www.c-span.org/video/?537538-1/president-trump-campaigns-montana&live
  7. Willie Brown on CNN right now says Trump is full of shit. Never been in a helo with Trump.
  8. Yes absolutely. Commission can be a flat-fee or a percentage. There is also something called a "net" listing. In a net listing, in which the seller says "I want X for my property". For any amount over X, the broker gets the difference.
  9. Who in the fuck would go somewhere to see Don Jr?
  10. and she's a few years older, and not wearing flannel.
  11. Here's what I plan to do: I plan to sign my buyers at 2%. If the seller is paying 2%, then I will live with it. If the seller is paying more than 2%, I'm going to "renegotiate" with my buyers, and sign a new deal at the higher amount, and offer my buyers half of the increased amount as a credit for closing costs. If it's 2.5%, I get 25 basis points more, and my buyer gets a 25 basis points credit. If the seller is offering less, I'm going to write the best offer I can, put in that my commission will be seller-paid at 2%, and let the net sheet do the talking.
  12. In Chicago, maybe. In smaller towns, those mofos are as scarce as the hot bi chicks that are willing to do a 3 way with an older couple.
  13. He usually goes for a hike in every tour city
  14. It's like watching "Veep", except it's bullshit instead of jokes is Joe Isuzu available as a debate partner? Bring your umbrella. It's raining like a mofo according to reports I received about 30 mins ago. And he very well need that doc someday. An Apache went down at Novasel yesterday, killing a flight instructor. The student will survive. The flight instructor was, of course, a retired W-3. I can only imagine that his family was so relieved that he was done flying combat, and was settled into an "easy", well-paying flight-instructor gig. And he's gone, God Rest his Soul.
  15. You probably should check with your dad on that. Mine would have said 30-30, but yeah.
  16. somebody on Reddit said "if you tell a police sketch artist that the guy that mugged you looked like somebody that would fuck a rubber glove between two couch cushions" he'd draw somebody that looked exactly like JD Vance.
  17. Springsteen is old, and has a legit billion in the bank. Can we get him to do the Larry David "you're a floor fucker" but as "couch fucker" and play it at Harris rallies?
  18. Shit that's awesome. We did Zion and Bryce during Covid. What a beautiful country this is.
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