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    Not Elton. The Broadway cast version. CSPAN just cut away to a call-in show. I'm rooting for Richard and Sal.
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    Now they're playing "The Lion King" soundtrack. I shit you not.
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    HOLY FUCK. I'm streaming CSPAN, and at the Dotard rally, it's the Queen live video...the last concert I think https://www.c-span.org/video/?537538-1/president-trump-campaigns-montana&live
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    Willie Brown on CNN right now says Trump is full of shit. Never been in a helo with Trump.
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    Yes absolutely. Commission can be a flat-fee or a percentage. There is also something called a "net" listing. In a net listing, in which the seller says "I want X for my property". For any amount over X, the broker gets the difference.
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    Who in the fuck would go somewhere to see Don Jr?
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    and she's a few years older, and not wearing flannel.
  9. Gil Bang
    Here's what I plan to do: I plan to sign my buyers at 2%. If the seller is paying 2%, then I will live with it. If the seller is paying more than 2%, I'm going to "renegotiate" with my buyers, and sign a new deal at the higher amount, and offer my buyers half of the increased amount as a credit for closing costs. If it's 2.5%, I get 25 basis points more, and my buyer gets a 25 basis points credit. If the seller is offering less, I'm going to write the best offer I can, put in that my commission will be seller-paid at 2%, and let the net sheet do the talking.
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    foo-adjacent
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    In Chicago, maybe. In smaller towns, those mofos are as scarce as the hot bi chicks that are willing to do a 3 way with an older couple.
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    He usually goes for a hike in every tour city
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    It's like watching "Veep", except it's bullshit instead of jokes is Joe Isuzu available as a debate partner? Bring your umbrella. It's raining like a mofo according to reports I received about 30 mins ago. And he very well need that doc someday. An Apache went down at Novasel yesterday, killing a flight instructor. The student will survive. The flight instructor was, of course, a retired W-3. I can only imagine that his family was so relieved that he was done flying combat, and was settled into an "easy", well-paying flight-instructor gig. And he's gone, God Rest his Soul.
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    Spot-on. It's the Airing of the Grievances
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    You probably should check with your dad on that. Mine would have said 30-30, but yeah.
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    somebody on Reddit said "if you tell a police sketch artist that the guy that mugged you looked like somebody that would fuck a rubber glove between two couch cushions" he'd draw somebody that looked exactly like JD Vance.
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    Springsteen is old, and has a legit billion in the bank. Can we get him to do the Larry David "you're a floor fucker" but as "couch fucker" and play it at Harris rallies?
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    Shit that's awesome. We did Zion and Bryce during Covid. What a beautiful country this is.
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    BTW, this ain't the couch fucker's first go-round attacking somebody's service record. Here, he attacks a guy that nearly lost his arm in 'Nam (and saw his buddies die face down in the mud) and then led the invasion of Iraq.
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    Veep is so good, and so well-written, that it's absolutely exhausting to watch. You can't laugh at a line, because you'll miss two more laughs.
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    When this Russia/Ukraine shit started, there was a long parade of Generals and Admirals on TV, all saying the same thing: Russia has shit for NCO's, and NCO's are what drives an army.
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    here's her commercial, playing on every resort hotel TV: "Hey, you mofos know how you just got assraped with no lube down at the casino floor? Check this shit out: Donald fucking Trump WENT BROKE running a casino. Can you believe this shit?" I'll bet Chris Rock would do it. WTF kind of work do you do where you take your dogs to Las Vegas in the middle of summer? Are you a DEA agent?
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    My Son was infantry (now a pilot) and saw a lot of combat. My GF's son was an Air Force mechanic, never deployed, had/has a bit of a beer belly worked 8 hours a day and went home. I respect his service too. Everybody's got a job to do. My kid can't fly a combat mission if somebody doesn't fuel his Apache, and...wash the fucking windshield. If you served honorably, you served honorably. We don't need everybody to be Audie Murphy. Dave Grohl was working (too) hard on an already good song. Somebody said to him (Rick Rubin?) "hey Dave, every song doesn't have to be "Imagine" I was gonna ask if she was aggy, then I remembered that she was black.
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    Reminds me of "The Wire", where Police Major Bunny Colvin is speaking at the assembly and getting heckled, and the black woman comes in and the kids all go "oh shit". "Walter, I know your mother...she didn't raise any CLOWNS, did she?" Kid shitting his pants "no ma'am".

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