Gil Bang

As I get older, I've become more and more of a minimalist. I do a shit-ton of work on the house, so I can't get rid of tools or supplies (yes, honey, I need that bucket of PVC fittings), but I love getting rid of other bullshit. I sell houses, and I recently sold a home where the resident (and old woman) was too old to live alone, so she was moving in with a daughter. Her husband had passed a few years back. A whole houseful of "treasures", and nobody would pay 50 cents for most of the junk at the estate sale, and the charities wouldn't take all of it. Hello, landfill! I remember reading about when Gates, then the Aggy provost or whatever, got the call from W to come be SecDef. He loaded all of his worldly possessions in his mustang convertible, and made the drive to collie station to D.C.. I liked that about him.

I'll bet JD uses very expensive eyeliner...more expensive than the average woman could afford. Somebody should look into that.

My son is a grown-ass man with a family of his own. He's doing absolutely fantastic, although he works a very dangerous job.

We disagree. A great dad raises great kids who are independent thinkers. This mofo is a "present" dad, but that doesn't make him any part of great. He's fucking Ned Flanders.

Sorry to burst your bubble...he's nowhere near a "great dad to his kids". He shows up, but that's about it.

so, don't cry for me shaggytina, because I'm as cool as the other side of the pillow, but, for the last 45 days, instead of working I could have been fingering my own asshole and I would have accomplished about the same (except for the loss of self-respect that would have occurred had I fingered my own asshole, NTTAWWT). But, I took, plenty of beach days and drank plenty of Prosecco. So, life is good, right? I had a milestone birthday today, and I'm self-reflecting a bit, and I've come to the conclusion that although I think of my self as a guy that scratches and claws all day, I'm really a sort-of-semi-retired wanker that takes any deal that splashes over my transom, but I'm not really throwing as much bait as I could be throwing. Call it an existential crisis. Do I say "put the pedal to the medal" and bust my balls and see how much money I can make in the next 5-10 years before I call it quits, or do I just say "serenity now", pluck the low-hanging fruit, and spend the rest of my days fucking my woman, traveling, and fucking my woman in new and interesting places (geographically...none of her places are "new" but, I still find them interesting).

Fender is now selling "Jason Isbell" pickups

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Can y'all imagine any straight man thinking that he's insulting a woman by implying she performs fellatio? I'm sure that this loser's never gotten a blowjob in his entire life, but I've had quite a few, and I've always held the women that have performed the service in high esteem. I don't think less of them after the act...I think more of them. I've "loved" 4 women in my life (which has been quite lengthy...I'm actually celebrating a milestone birthday on this very day) and all of those ladies were quite skilled at blowjobs. I celebrate each of them. BTW; you know who'd I'd wager hasn't "smoked a cock" in 20 years or so? Yep. Melania Trump. EDIT: except for Macron of course. I'm sure she sucked that guy off. Check out the fat cuck in the ill-fitting tuxedo behind Macron.

David Simon is not to be fucked with. You cannot win against that mofo.

BTW, I was with my (ex) wife for over 20 years. I knew when her period was coming, but for her, it was a TOTAL FUCKING SURPRISE. To the extent that I kept tampons in the glove boxes of both of our vehicles. Yet, she couldn't keep one in her purse for an emergency.

Jesus Christ. and by that, I mean I'm pretty sure that Jesus Christ would be in favor of feeding kids, legalizing weed, and passing out tampons. I'll leave abortion for you religious folks to argue about.

I'm not willing to go that far, but I do expect he takes a "wide stance" in an airport shitter stall.

if giving tampons to high school girls that need them is "progressive", then call me fucking Fidel. That's just fucking COMMON SENSE.

Hey Y'all...shit moves fast and I've got a few windows open, so forgive me if it was posted here. Tim Walz has a state SUV of course, but his personal vehicle that he drives and maintains? A fucking International Scout II. I love this crusty mofo more than I did 15 minutes ago.

Oh shit y'all. I just woke up from this hangover, and we're fucked all of a sudden

FWIW, I fully expect that Tubberville will tweet soon "I've looked at Mankato West game film, and the linebackers were poorly coached"

oh for fuck's sake. Not human indeed

Hey guys, did you see the candidate for POTUS get kissed by their spouse after the speech? I didn't know that sort of thing was allowed.

I checked about 20 minutes ago, and the screen read "phony razzle dazzle"

Walz made the comment about Harris doing public service with "joy". He's right. Trump's an angry old asshole. Have you ever seen him laugh? Vance is an angry not-so-old asshole. Make fun of "laughin' Kamala" all you want. I want somebody that has some joy in their life. We all have a friend or relative that's a miserable prick, and they're just a beating to be around. Give me somebody that's quick with a laugh every time.