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Gil Bang

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  1. FWIW, I fully expect that Tubberville will tweet soon "I've looked at Mankato West game film, and the linebackers were poorly coached"
  2. oh for fuck's sake. Not human indeed
  3. Hey guys, did you see the candidate for POTUS get kissed by their spouse after the speech? I didn't know that sort of thing was allowed.
  4. I checked about 20 minutes ago, and the screen read "phony razzle dazzle"
  5. Walz made the comment about Harris doing public service with "joy". He's right. Trump's an angry old asshole. Have you ever seen him laugh? Vance is an angry not-so-old asshole. Make fun of "laughin' Kamala" all you want. I want somebody that has some joy in their life. We all have a friend or relative that's a miserable prick, and they're just a beating to be around. Give me somebody that's quick with a laugh every time.
  6. Yeah. I listen to that shit, and I think "what's so great about a dirt road...dirt roads suck", and "who the fuck wants to live in some shithole that's so flat it needs a water tower?"
  7. "...when I get home"? You don't keep that in your briefcase? I've heard that you don't have a monkey, so I'd think you'd have room.
  8. I agree, but, Walz quit drinking decades ago, after getting a DUI Do we need the vote more in the other state? And
  9. it's almost like people think Trump's a bleeding asshole. I can't imagine why. I actually expect a reverse Gary Johnson this time...but RFK ain't the guy.
  10. My grandson is a 6 year old, and he's a sweet and bright kid, and he knows better than to be mean to others. And he doesn't cheat at golf.
  11. Hey y'all. A couple of years back, I sold a condo near the beach in Carlsbad. It was a no-smoking HOA, but the owner below was grandfathered in as a smoker, and she smoked a ton. Anyway, she just died. We know that she had a son in Texas because he was out there when we were doing the transaction. I ran down a Texas address. Is there any of y'all that can look up the address and find the owner's name? if so, please respond here and I'll PM the address, and I'll owe you a cold one.
  12. He's not the kind of guy that would allow two "T-Bone's" in the office
  13. We've got a bottle of real maple syrup that says refrigerate after opening, and a bottle of cheap Aunt Jemima shit that says refrigeration not required.
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