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Gil Bang

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  1. I talked to a woman of dating age and asked her what it was like. She said guys are expecting anal on the 3rd date these days.
  2. In Delray, if you want a sit-down meal, Deck 84 is pretty solid. It's on the intercoastal.
  3. So, I've posted elsewhere that we occasionally go to the Elk's lodge. On Tuesdays, the main lodge is closed but the patio bar and kitchen are open. The kitchen just serves one item on Tuesdays so it's "Philly cheesesteak night" or "Bacon Burger night" or whatever. They always have a band playing on those nights. So, we go there and the band is playing. Guitar, bass, drums, and keys. They do Creedence songs, a few Beatles, etc. After a while, this older blonde comes and joins them. She's a solid singer, and show no signs of stage fright at all. She's long in the tooth but it's obvious that she's experienced. Anyway, the band takes a break. The woman is near us looking at her phone. She puts her phone down and the GF (she's a chatty one) says hello to the woman and compliments her voice. The woman tells the GF that she's been singing for decades, blah blah blah and then reveals that not only was she an "Ike-ette" but she was married to Ike Turner. Turner lived near here (in San Marcos CA) when he died (of a cocaine overdose and numerous health problems). Then, the woman gets wacky and starts saying crazy shit about Ike being murdered, etc. Fortunately, the band starts back up so the conversation ends. GF says to me "do you believe that she was really married to him?" as I'm googling her. GF is still talking "she must have been his second wife after Tina"...as I learn that she was wife #13 of 14.
  4. holy fuck, I went to the my pillow website. "My Pillow in in Jury Trial Now. This will be one of the most important trials in the history of the USA'" CLICK HERE TO DONATE
  5. I don't know him, but we have a mutual friend (since childhood for the two of them) and I've heard nothing to the contrary. Kimmel is a big NFL fan and has a dozen or more friends over to his house every sunday, and Jimmy does all the cooking for everybody. BTW, my friend is an electrician, not a hollywood guy. He was the electrician that was on that Carolla reality construction show.
  6. today is the only day where everybody's golf cart flies the same loofah.
  7. hopefully it's some pussy NRA asshole that shot himself in the cock.
  8. here it is: LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.
  9. chef's fucking kiss https://bsky.app/profile/chadloder.bsky.social/post/3lrmazo2wbc2v Ah fuck. Imbed not allowed. Click y'all
  10. the late great Christopher Hitchens once wrote that when you look at a proper Englishman's mouth, it should look as though you just opened a can of mixed nuts.
  11. smaller engine = better on fuel? I've never heard of a trucker wanting less power, but my old man started with a 335 Cummins.
  12. what's the sticker on something like that? And, would you spec it out similar to sparkle, or would you go in a different direction?
  13. His daughter just won the NCAA shot put title, and she looks more like dad than she looks like her brother. In fact, she looks exactly like dad that 4.3 was terrific all the great Asian chicken joints around you and you're eating Popeyes? And KM hasn't been the same since Dreamgirls closed.
  14. Gil Bang

    RIP Brian Wilson

    and "Maybelline" too. said the guy that has "My ding a ling" on his playlist.
  15. some limp-dick pussy in a jacked-up truck did the "roll coal" faggotry at one of the rallies. That's all I got.
  16. looks like the turnout is large in Pasadena CA
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