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Gil Bang

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  1. Walz made the comment about Harris doing public service with "joy". He's right. Trump's an angry old asshole. Have you ever seen him laugh? Vance is an angry not-so-old asshole. Make fun of "laughin' Kamala" all you want. I want somebody that has some joy in their life. We all have a friend or relative that's a miserable prick, and they're just a beating to be around. Give me somebody that's quick with a laugh every time.
  2. Yeah. I listen to that shit, and I think "what's so great about a dirt road...dirt roads suck", and "who the fuck wants to live in some shithole that's so flat it needs a water tower?"
  3. "...when I get home"? You don't keep that in your briefcase? I've heard that you don't have a monkey, so I'd think you'd have room.
  4. I agree, but, Walz quit drinking decades ago, after getting a DUI Do we need the vote more in the other state? And
  5. it's almost like people think Trump's a bleeding asshole. I can't imagine why. I actually expect a reverse Gary Johnson this time...but RFK ain't the guy.
  6. My grandson is a 6 year old, and he's a sweet and bright kid, and he knows better than to be mean to others. And he doesn't cheat at golf.
  7. Hey y'all. A couple of years back, I sold a condo near the beach in Carlsbad. It was a no-smoking HOA, but the owner below was grandfathered in as a smoker, and she smoked a ton. Anyway, she just died. We know that she had a son in Texas because he was out there when we were doing the transaction. I ran down a Texas address. Is there any of y'all that can look up the address and find the owner's name? if so, please respond here and I'll PM the address, and I'll owe you a cold one.
  8. He's not the kind of guy that would allow two "T-Bone's" in the office
  9. We've got a bottle of real maple syrup that says refrigerate after opening, and a bottle of cheap Aunt Jemima shit that says refrigeration not required.
  10. No idea about other states, but in CA, you can handle auto registration issues at AAA, and avoid going to the DMV. Registration renewals, transfers, etc.
  11. how come your shitter isn't log walls? And that's a serious question from an ignorant guy from San Diego.
  12. Fucking bees. I understand their importance to the environment, and if I see one in my pool I fish them out immediately. I've saved hundreds of them. The other day I get out of the shower..it's hot here so the window is open, and it's a casement window with no screen. But, we have no real bug problem so WGAF? .I grab the towel off the hook, and there's a bee in the towel. Cocksucker stung me, on the finger. Could have been worse.
  13. we're right around the corner from this guy posting a video about how poorly he was treated at the psych ward
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