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  1. Gil Bang
    do you think you use ketchup at the same rate as a burger joint? Do you use hot sauce at the same rate as a Mexican joint? How many customers per day eat at your table? Is your syrup consumed at the same rate as IHOP?
  2. Gil Bang
    year round? If so, your place is warmer than mine in the winter.
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    Nobody?
  5. Gil Bang
    100%
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    who was the dipshit that used to post a lot a few years back...Mr. "Unskew the polls". Was a school teacher on a Navy ship or some shit? Anyway, this reminded me of his dumb ass. Just came to me: Swam4Texas
  8. Gil Bang
    Think about his for a second: we've all had sympathy for Cheryl Hines as she portrayed Larry David's wife, because Larry David... Her fictional role was/is better than her real life. How can she be married to this fucking lunatic?
  9. Gil Bang
    Today I learned that RFK Jr. is related to this guy: \
  10. Gil Bang
    No, you don't have that right. Peter Luger is in Brooklyn.
  11. Gil Bang
    And, what is the average temperature in your home?
  12. Gil Bang
    Same here, but it was "six of" instead of "one of" for me.
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    rough recipe?
  14. Gil Bang
    quoted for truth
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    Heh
  16. Gil Bang
    Being a former state AG herself, the AG pick will be a particularly interesting one.
  17. Gil Bang
    I think Bridgegate proved that
  18. Gil Bang
    so you like moldy syrup on your pancakes. got it. Put it in the fucking fridge.
  19. Gil Bang
    holy fuck
  20. Gil Bang
    and those people fuck over their investors.
  21. Gil Bang
    BTW: "mayo and all salad dressings" Vinegarette is probably the safest thing to leave out.
  22. Gil Bang
    ` You're a fucking savage, and I expect you to shit your pants on the regular. We have a bottle of Heinz ketchup around, and it says "refrigerate after opening" We also keep mustard. The cheap grocery-yellow stuff, and "Bijan" brand. Both say to refrigerate after opening. As to BBQ sauce, I have a bottle of Stubbs Original. It also says to refrigerate after opening, but in a different manner..."stick in the fridge" or some such. Soy sauce also says "refrigerate after opening". Hot sauce? I've got a bottle of Trader Joe's Sriracha, which says "refrigerate after opening" as well as their green sauce which says the same. Maple Syrup? We've got a jug of "Kirkland" from Costco, which says "REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE MORON". Your DIL is infinitely smarter than you. You're lucky your son found a woman that's not an idiot, because your son was raised by fucking raccoons.
  23. Gil Bang
    Shohei just stole #30
  24. Gil Bang
    I donated to Fetterman, but I'm starting to really wish he'd STFU. I hope he gets primaried.
  25. Gil Bang
    I don't, actually. i'm looking for validation of my own hopes and dreams here. I want every "sucker and loser" to support Harris.

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