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Gil Bang

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  1. elaborate
  2. the "see what brown can do" joke was already made Swam was the best. And by "best", I mean "worst" Oh boy. NO SEX AT ALL His house in Highland Park IL has been for sale for years, and just went pending a few days ago. No idea if he was still living there.
  3. It's tough to pitch around the leadoff man.
  4. Leaf could have been great, but he was an amazing mix of cunt and asshole. Basically, he was a giant taint.
  5. where are his RBI numbers if he bats 3rd or cleanup instead of leadoff? He's insanely good.
  6. you could have gone with...
  7. Tony Gwynn was the best hitter in the game for a decade, and the Padres drew shit, because Tony hit a grounder through a hole in the infield where nobody was standing and nobody gave a fuck. I loved the dude, but you didn't see Tony go 2 for 4 on sports center. Shohei's the most exciting player in my lifetime, and I've got saggy balls.
  8. Meh. "the cycle" is a silly thing. You know what's better than "the cycle"? Two doubles, a triple, and a homer. Or a single, two triples, and a HR. Or a single and 3 HR. you get the point I'm making. It's like "this weekend, I fucked a fat girl, and normal girl, and a hot girl". You can always do better. Shohei's got a double, a triple, and a homer...is he trying to hit a single to get "the cycle"? Fuck no...he's trying to put one in the fucking upper deck of center.
  9. If those are your kids, I'm pretty sure that immamac has been fucking your wife.
  10. they put that trucoat on at the factory!
  11. the MVP conversation is over, right? He gets all the votes?
  12. I think so.
  13. 5 for 5 today
  14. SHOHEI HR 50/50 mofos
  15. tuning in.
  16. Sho got a steal tonight
  17. So, my dad has Direct Tv. They had the bullshit dispute with ESPN/ABC. My dad was pissed that he would miss the Horns last weekend. I was up there last wednesday, and I put a trial of YouTube TV on his set, so he could watch the game. Meanwhile, Direct TV and Disney settled, so he got the game anyway. So the trial isn't up, and I found myself sleeping in a beachhouse that had no cable for the last couple of nights. I did have internet, so I tried the YouTube TV on my laptop. I found some obscure channel called "get". Rockford, Quincy, and Sanford back-to-back-to-back, and I fucking loved it. I'm gonna cancel the trial because I have cable at home, but I'm digging this shit.
  18. must have been the same, because nothing is "similar".
  19. GF's son is a gulfstream guy and works at Van Nuys, and I'll see him this weekend. I can't wait to get the scoop on this one. I sat in one and climbed all over it. when my kid graduated. Fucking cool as shit. He's been doing gunnery stuff this week...perhaps the Texas boys have been doing the same.
  20. The difference being, Delta guys don't hire publicists.
  21. Yeah? Because I'm at the beach right now and it's...dare I say...nicer than Lubbock and Amarillo combined.
  22. Shohei HR #48
  23. george rosewood
  24. if childers were on Sirius 100 instead of 84 his name would be "Sal".
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