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Gil Bang

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  1. No disrespect, but "a while back" is what concerns me. Shit has changed since "a while back".
  2. since this is a Trump theme, I just assumed that you were a Popeye's guy. I seem to recall that you turned black quite a while ago.
  3. Twitter said that this fat orange cunt talked shit about Springsteen? Really? Oh Boy!
  4. As I understand it, the pay rate for blacks is variable. It depends on when you turned black. The longer your blackness, the lower the pay scale. Are you familiar with the term "black job"?
  5. Well, since she's "turned black" now, I can only assume she hauled your stove to the scrapyard in a shopping cart, like Bubbles.
  6. Fuck y'all, I was voting for Harris, but, this new information is turning me towards Trump. I'm sure Brisket's with me, because "username".
  7. What a compliment https://x.com/Acyn/status/1819824967636455624
  8. I was told that there would be no maths Meanwhile:
  9. So I asked Chat GPT to calculate the odds — this is 1 in a million weird. To calculate the odds of making back-to-back eagles on two par fours, we need to consider the probability of making an eagle on a single par four and then use this probability to find the odds of achieving this twice in a row. ### Probability of an Eagle on a Par Four 1. **Average Golfer**: The probability of making an eagle on a par four is extremely low for the average golfer. Eagles are rare events, typically more likely for professional golfers. 2. **Professional Golfer**: Even for professional golfers, the probability of making an eagle on a par four is quite low, possibly around 1% (or 0.01) or less, depending on the golfer and the specific hole conditions. ### Calculating Back-to-Back Eagles Assuming a probability \( p \) of making an eagle on a single par four, the probability of making back-to-back eagles on two par fours is: \[ p^2 \] ### Example Calculations - **Average Golfer (0.001 probability per hole)**: \[ p = 0.001 \implies p^2 = (0.001)^2 = 0.000001 \] Thus, the odds are 1 in 1,000,000. - **Professional Golfer (0.01 probability per hole)**: \[ p = 0.01 \implies p^2 = (0.01)^2 = 0.0001 \] Thus, the odds are 1 in 10,000. These calculations highlight how rare back-to-back eagles are, even for professional golfers, due to the low probability of achieving an eagle on any given par four.
  10. the GF was up there for work about two weeks ago. She said the same thing. She expected a sewer, and what she got was...San Francisco, in all it's beautiful glory.
  11. Bullshit. He's showed his ass so many times, that anybody listening should have been smart enough to say "this motherfucker doesn't know shit about fuck" and tune out. Yet, they keep listening.
  12. Falwell only signed on because Michael Cohen agreed to "handle" the person that knew that Falwell jacked off in the corner while the Cuban cabana boy fucked his wife It was a gift from Doug, and we all know that Doug would NEVER pay retail! I tuned into fox news the other day, and there was a consensus that Harris would be CRAZY to pick anyone other than Shapiro.
  13. Spotify probably makes money on the deal. How about "fuck my fellow American idiots that listen to this asshole"?
  14. WTF are those hideous guitars?
  15. I'd argue that Stephen Stills has shown equal or better musicianship, along with much better songwriting.
  16. meh. I've had a few. Overrated. Give me a gal with a few miles on the odometer.
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