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Gil Bang

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  1. Gil Bang
    I think we've seen Trout for the last time. Pull the plug, and go to HOF on the 1st ballot.
  2. Gil Bang
    Fender is running a "builder's sale" with 20% off necks and other parts.
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    Maricopa just primaried the GOP election official that kept the count clean. Now there getting a Trumpkin in that office.
  5. Gil Bang
    oh go fuck yourself. Send me a bill for the 10 seconds of your time that I wasted.
  6. Gil Bang
    Biden's senile, y'all
  7. Gil Bang
    That's the difference between you guys and me. In the right market, you cats can tap the same keg every 12 months. I get 'em every 7 years.
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    fuck that shit. That's banana-republic land. Biden would never, ever do that, nor should he.
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    Sorry for quoting myself, but this thread moves at lightning speed. I posted this earlier: The GF's DIL, who lives in our guesthouse with her husband; Her Dad was born in Italy. Her mom is half American Indian, and half Mexican. If you tell this lovely young woman that she's not Italian, or Mexican, or Indian (woo-woo, not dot) prepare for her to go apeshit.
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    "tuck and roll"
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    Not here in San Diego, and sorry for the derail, but the GF and I went to our local farmer's market saturday (and it's a good one) and holy hell, it was almost a religious experience for me. I've NEVER seen so much beautiful food in my life...such pretty flowers. I was humbled to be an American with so many riches surrounding me. The most perfect peaches...the reddest berries, fuck man, it was all too perfect. I bought corn, and it was the sweetest corn I've tasted in my nearly 6 decades on this planet. What a bounty. We are so blessed to live here where wonderful, healthy food is so plentiful.
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    It's piss
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    Abby Philips? She's a blek working for fake news CNN /maga
  16. Gil Bang
    So she'll never be SAE?
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    A B G ALWAYS BE GRIFTING after his crypto convention speech, you'd sell?
  18. Gil Bang
    Fake. Funny, but fake
  19. Gil Bang
    Petition to change thread title to "this shit moves fast...don't comment on posts over 20 minutes old"
  20. Gil Bang
    We've got a certain Sooner Doctor that skews the average a bit.
  21. Gil Bang
    A high school buddy was "Johnny Johnson". Really terrific pitcher. Got drafted, and bounced around the minors for years. Motherfucker had the biggest cock I've ever seen, and I've watched a bit of porn.
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    MOTHERFUCKER HOW DARE YOU...I DEMAND SATISFACTION...MEET ME IN THE TEXAGS.COM PARKING LOT AND PREPARE FOR A THRASHING!!! (checks notes) Nevermind.
  23. Gil Bang
    If Trump says he did it because "she doesn't respect wood" I'd vote for him. (j/k) GF's DIL lives in our guesthouse. Dad's from Italy. Mom's 1/2 Mission Indian (a real tribe) and 1/2 Mexican. Tell her that she's not an Indian, an Italian, or a Mexican, and she'll cut you (or scalp you or whatever)
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    El Paso should get money. The $500,000 that the cocksucker Trump still owes them.

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