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  1. Gil Bang
    NOT GOING CR ON THE MUSIC THREAD... But the T shirt is kinda funny.
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    As Carville famously said: "You've got Pittsburgh on the left, Philadelphia on the right, and Mississippi in the middle". "Dey said you was hung" "Dey was right"
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    It's good, but it's no match for Riders Club in SC. https://ridersclubcafe.com/ and no disrespect, but a great burger can be found in almost any town in the U.S.
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    So, expect this to get rolling around 7:40 or so?
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    once she's seen Karl Hungus...
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    There's something to be said for being able to grab the nearest garden hose to blast your asshole.
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    He's an artist, so it's probably his studio
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    How about the dude that jerked off while his wife fucked the cabana boy? Doug Jones needs to be AG.
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    Bad news: my swim trunks Good news: I was already out of the pool, and in my own backyard.
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    While a student at Harvard, in the early two-thousands, Pete Buttigieg taught himself Norwegian in order to read more books by an author he liked. Not Spanish. Not for a class. Buttigieg, now the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, and a Presidential candidate, stumbled across the English translation of a 1996 novel called “Naïve. Super,” by Erlend Loe. The book, a best-seller in Norway, follows a twentysomething man who drops out of college after experiencing an existential crisis. As my colleague Benjamin Wallace-Wells recounted in a recent Profile, Buttigieg was “entranced” by the novel and started learning Norwegian so that he could work through the rest of Loe’s œuvre, which had not been translated into English. Recently, Buttigieg included “Naïve. Super” on a list of his ten favorite books of all time.
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    yeah, Pete speaks a half-dozen languages
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    Somewhere in Bugtussle I thought you spent your entire career retired. (try the veal)
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    Chatter on twitter says Pete Souza took a hi-res photo of dotards undamaged ear and posted it, and his account disappeared
  14. Gil Bang
    blacks will vote black, but not gay. He's married with two children.
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    BAMF
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    Lemmy was a huge Beatles fan, as every right-thinking person should be
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    MMA fans/Joe Rogan listeners
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    Google "Mary Lou Retton"
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    Many years ago, my best friend (who was my age at the time...mid 40's) got himself a 20-something girlfriend. He thought he was the coolest guy on the planet because he's getting young pussy. All of a sudden, instead of doing the shit that he and I liked to do...going to restaurants and bars that we liked, etc, he's going to places that he hates and doing dumb shit that he can't stand, because that's what "she" wanted to do and where she wanted to go. My GF at the time was 40. She was a cool lady and had her shit together, and looked fantastic. After about a month with the younger girl, he tells me "man, I'd like to find myself a woman like (my girlfriend) because, he had concluded correctly that a tiny bit of titty sag was better than dealing with young, stupid, idiotic girls.
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    There's not a single straight man on planet earth that would know that
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