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  1. Gil Bang
    Is there video of girls that are a few years older than Hope on that slingshot ride? Preferably wearing low-cut tops?
  2. Gil Bang
    Meh No way that happens. Lake is exactly like Trump. Every Trumpkin will vote for her Manchin was on Tapper on Sunday, and said clearly it's time for a younger generation of leaders to come forward. He mentioned Shapiro "Maybe" Jose the landscaper works for cash and doesn't pay income taxes. But he still pays sales taxes, gas taxes, vehicle registration fees, property taxes (via rent), etc.
  3. Gil Bang
    heh
  4. Gil Bang
    Haha It's cute that you think they give a fuck about being homophobic. Trump, at a rally after Pete is added to the ticket: "The only thing more open than the Biden-Harris border is Pete's asshole" Nick Cannon
  5. Gil Bang
    that's my point. "help me..." isn't his best, but it's better than anything anybody else has ever written.
  6. Gil Bang
    "help me make it though the night" alone makes him a hall-of-fame songwriter
  7. Gil Bang
    I think it's the obvious choice. Kris' best are better than any of Merle's, but Merle's got a lot of really solid country classics. And Kris' best is, for my money, better than anybody. And yeah, that includes Willie.
  8. Gil Bang
    did I need to watch it live to play the game, or can I do it on replay?
  9. Gil Bang
    They're all curious what he looks like when he's sober?
  10. Gil Bang
    His childhood home had 7 bathrooms. That's a rough upbringing.
  11. Gil Bang
    nice cock
  12. Gil Bang
    So, we drive to the passport office in Downtown San Diego. We arrive at 9:30 for a 10 AM appointment. She's got all of her shit together, including her ticket out for the international flight. She goes to a check-in window; that's about a 10 minute line. Then, they give her a number. After 10-15 minutes, her number is called for window 5. 10 minutes later, we're out the door, to return at 3 PM to pick up the passport. So, we go to the zoo for a few hours (we are members), grab a fish taco and a beer on the waterfront, and head back to the passport office around 2:30. She goes in when they open the door at 2:45, and we are in the car with the passport in hand by 3:10.
  13. Gil Bang
    The gate agents get dinged if there's a late departure and it's nobody else's fault (not weather, mechanical, etc).
  14. Gil Bang
    in all fairness, that could also be Bannon's face
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    (should be a crosspost from the stupid wives thread) Hey y'all...guess who's female companion has an international work trip in 9 days and a passport that's about to expire. Yep. Driving her down to the San Diego passport office shortly. At least we've got one and I don't have to drive all the way to West L.A.
  17. Gil Bang
    It's more likely a vacuum leak. The actuators are vacuum controlled, and the plastic hoses tend to crack.
  18. Gil Bang
    I heard that the L.A. Courts were shut down today due to a ransomware attack. @Foosters can you confirm or deny?
  19. Gil Bang
    Ringo was the fucking greatest
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    Wait a fucking minute. I knew that there was a dude named "Taco", but I never imagined his gub'mint name could be Harry fucking Bowman. a motherfucker named Harry Bowman should be called "Brooklyn" or "Bookworm" or "Radio" or some shit like that. But Taco?
  23. Gil Bang
    Sorry dude. I thought it was better than starting a new thread.
  24. Gil Bang
    Better than zero chance that a guy on that show is already a felon and cannot vote.
  25. Gil Bang
    what the fuck is a "normal" mole? what the fuck kind of man lets a mole get between him and pussy? Motherfucker got cockblocked by a mole?

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