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Gil Bang

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  1. Holy shit, Angels up on Dodgers 6-0 in the 2nd.
  2. bumper sticker should be issued.
  3. Same. I still laugh my ass off quite a bit. Yeah, some bits go on too long (Elvis impersonation please die), but I still get a kick out of a lot of it, particularly Richard and Sal. Just some stupid shit cracks me the fuck up. Like when the guys are all in Miami and walking back from dinner. Ronnie and Wolfie walking along, and the rest several feet back. They come to a pile of dogshit on the sidewalk, and Ronnie whispers "watch, JD will step in this dogshit". A few seconds later JD screams "GODDAMMIT". so fucking stupid and funny.
  4. There are plenty of surlyites in the same boat.
  5. Show's back live, with a lot of death to discuss. Don Buchwald Richard Simmons Angry Alice (arrivederci, cocksucker) Psych (parody songs) Captain Dennis (started as Robin's yacht skipper, ended up her personal assistant).
  6. not really. He was pretty average.
  7. It's a parody website...like "The Onion".
  8. Yeah, Coffman is a right prick. are you Roy Kent?
  9. sometimes the accent reclamation thing is organic. , My ex (what a piece of ass BTW) was from Grand Forks, ND. She had lived in Vegas and OC for 20 years. She had a normal voice like any other woman in Newport Beach. It's her mom's birthday, so she calls a Grand Forks florist to order flowers. 5 minutes into the conversation with the Grand Forks lady, she's all "dontcha' know" just like one of the women on "Fargo".
  10. Tell her to volunteer. Phone bank, door knock, etc. Harris campaign will be thrilled to have her. Get her involved.
  11. Dodgers lead Angels 3-2 in the 10th
  12. BTW; I got fired one time when I deserved it. I would have fired me too. It was right after my marriage fell apart, and I wasn't worth a shit. The other times weren't my fault.
  13. fuck man, sorry to hear that. I've been there, and it sucks. I lost a lot of good jobs due to banks going under, consolidation, etc. After about the 4th time I said fuck it, and went out on my own. I've never looked back. Maybe you can't do that in your industry, but I feel for you.
  14. You got fired? Or you got drunk? Because who the fuck, besides Lane Kiffin, gets fired on a work trip?
  15. Not trying to be a dick...is she American? Who the fuck makes Borscht in these parts?
  16. Well, nothing "Hollywood" was dumber than that piece of fucking dogshit "Dunkirk", where the spitfire pilot glided past all his peeps to land on the beach in the lap of the Germans. What a shit movie that was.
  17. BTW, what was dumber is Heston trying to land that damaged plane instead of ditching.
  18. that idiot was the real-life son of Mr. Douglas.
  19. That used to be a racket. Big swinging dicks used to add people as authorized users for a fee...sometimes as much as $25,000. These were 1% types, with super-high credit lines. There was a website that brokered the shit. Of course, the "user" never received the account information or a card...they were blind to everything but their credit score bump.
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