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Gil Bang

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  1. Holy Hell, Carlsbad CA turned out. The photos are amazing.
  2. I'm working today, but I was able to hit my local protest for 30 minutes. I'd say 700 or so people* and growing when I left. *I do not stand behind that number, as I have no idea how to properly estimate crowd sizes. Just a wild-ass guess
  3. Gil Bang replied to mdmost's topic in Music
    I grew up playing a shitload of Chuck Berry, like every other guitar player. My band(s) were never interested in covering "Sloop John B" for some reason.
  4. Gil Bang replied to mdmost's topic in Music
    Gil also doesn't know why Chuck Berry is held in high regard. How many people have Sweet Little Sixteen on their Spotify playlist?
  5. his book is so great. I highly recommend
  6. Judge just fucking tattoo'd one
  7. GF's DIL got a call from her doctor today. "GET TO THE ER RIGHT AWAY, YOUR WHITE CELL COUNT IS NEAR ZERO AND IT CAN BE FATAL". She (from China, and very funny) says "I'm at the gym working out. I'm not dying and you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Figure it out and call me back". They call her back and apologize. Mistakes were made, and she's fine.
  8. same
  9. Trader Joes has awesome pickles
  10. Yes. Atlantic Ave has tons of restaurants, bars, and shops from the beach to the intercoastal. pretty close to the beach on Atlantic, there's a pizza-by-the-slice place that's really solid.
  11. so this could go on the Isbell et al thread, but it's in the weeds guitar stuff, so here it is. Feel free to skip.
  12. Gomer would be sneaking away to West Hollywood in search of cock. "SHAZAM"
  13. my original thread title was changed by the mod. If it wasn't, I'd change it to "4 dead in Oh-Hi-Oh (Brevard County edition) because that's gonna happen.
  14. Same. I'm the whitest motherfucker anybody can imagine. I'm going on Saturday, and I plan to talk mad shit to any of those masked ICE pussies that show up. Fuck those putos. They're getting the Lt. Rawls Double Bird from me.
  15. Gil Bang replied to mdmost's topic in Music
    RIP Mr. Wilson. Genius? OK, I guess maybe he was. Influential? I suppose he was. But all y'all motherfuckers completely lack perspective. He wrote and produced "great" songs that nobody listens to. Seriously, does anybody have the Beach Boys as part of their regular listening rotation? Not fucking me and I've lived in SoCal my entire life. Revolver? Sure. Abbey Road? Definitely. Exile on Main Street? Yep. Pet Sounds? Fuck no. Who says "Siri, play Little Deuce Coupe"? Fucking nobody, that's who. If "Happiness is a Warm Gun" comes on the radio I crank it. If "In my room" comes on the radio, I change the channel. No, wait, I don't change the channel, because it doesn't come on the radio because nobody wants to hear that shit. Maybe some of you cats will play some Beach Boys because he just died. But you haven't played them in a long time, and you wont be playing them anytime soon after this settles down.
  16. yeah, that's how it was for decades. Before we had a complete moron as POTUS. I'm staying put where I am. Nobody is gonna tell Dotard shit about fuck, because he's a fucking total idiot and he cannot be trusted.
  17. I'm interested. Wait, I live in San Diego. Never mind.
  18. Yeah, me too I guess. And then I hope Iran retaliates and spatters Bibi's fucking evil guts all over Jerusalem and assholes like him disappear forever.
  19. BTW, Bibi is a scumbag, cocksucking motherfucker that needs to be hung by his balls, but he's smarter than Trump. But then again, so are most people.
  20. or, Israel is smart enough to know that Trump can't be trusted so they didn't say shit. Bibi tells Trump, Trump tells Putin, Putin tells Iran. That's what would have happened.
  21. I value my time. I don't waste other people's time, and I don't like people to waste mine. The 10 minutes I spent on this offer I could have been jacking off, or posting on surly, or doing both at the same time.
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