Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Gil Bang

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by Gil Bang

  1. holy fuck, I went to the my pillow website. "My Pillow in in Jury Trial Now. This will be one of the most important trials in the history of the USA'" CLICK HERE TO DONATE
  2. I don't know him, but we have a mutual friend (since childhood for the two of them) and I've heard nothing to the contrary. Kimmel is a big NFL fan and has a dozen or more friends over to his house every sunday, and Jimmy does all the cooking for everybody. BTW, my friend is an electrician, not a hollywood guy. He was the electrician that was on that Carolla reality construction show.
  3. JImmel Kimmel!
  4. haw haw haw haw
  5. today is the only day where everybody's golf cart flies the same loofah.
  6. hopefully it's some pussy NRA asshole that shot himself in the cock.
  7. here it is: LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.
  8. chef's fucking kiss https://bsky.app/profile/chadloder.bsky.social/post/3lrmazo2wbc2v Ah fuck. Imbed not allowed. Click y'all
  9. the late great Christopher Hitchens once wrote that when you look at a proper Englishman's mouth, it should look as though you just opened a can of mixed nuts.
  10. smaller engine = better on fuel? I've never heard of a trucker wanting less power, but my old man started with a 335 Cummins.
  11. what's the sticker on something like that? And, would you spec it out similar to sparkle, or would you go in a different direction?
  12. His daughter just won the NCAA shot put title, and she looks more like dad than she looks like her brother. In fact, she looks exactly like dad that 4.3 was terrific all the great Asian chicken joints around you and you're eating Popeyes? And KM hasn't been the same since Dreamgirls closed.
  13. Gil Bang replied to mdmost's topic in Music
    and "Maybelline" too. said the guy that has "My ding a ling" on his playlist.
  14. some limp-dick pussy in a jacked-up truck did the "roll coal" faggotry at one of the rallies. That's all I got.
  15. looks like the turnout is large in Pasadena CA
  16. Holy Hell, Carlsbad CA turned out. The photos are amazing.
  17. I'm working today, but I was able to hit my local protest for 30 minutes. I'd say 700 or so people* and growing when I left. *I do not stand behind that number, as I have no idea how to properly estimate crowd sizes. Just a wild-ass guess
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.