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Gil Bang

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  1. yes, sales are slowing, but prices haven't followed. Inventory is up a bit, pendings are down a bit.
  2. And just think...she's way hotter than Don Jr's girl.
  3. Gil Bang

    BC @ FSU

    nah. he's worse.
  4. Gil Bang

    BC @ FSU

    And as I hit the "submit" button, he overthrows a wide-open receiver in the end zone.
  5. Gil Bang

    BC @ FSU

    College FB is QB dependent, and D.J. Uguwhateverthefuck isn't a good one.
  6. Holy shit. The GF is 100% danish, and she starts pouring that horrible shit around the holidays.
  7. you have a fine looking family, aside from you of course. So, in summary, your wife and kids are very nice looking, and you look like a bag of shit.
  8. What the fuck is wrong with you? Home depot sells shingles too. Next mofo with a roof leak needs to re-do his own roof. Fuck it, roofing is easy.
  9. It's super easy to repair if you don't mind it looking shitty after the "repair" is done.
  10. EVERY MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS BOARD THAT ISN'T AN IDIOT KNOWS I'M RIGHT
  11. oh for fuck's sake, hire a fucking Mexican off craigslist and pay him 100 bucks. If you do it yourself it will look like shit. It's not brain surgery, after you've done it a dozen times. until you've done it a dozen times, you'll fuck it all up and it will look awful. If I lived close to you, I'd come over and handle it for a couple of beers. No big deal. But I know what the fuck I'm doing, and you don't. You might as well take out your own appendix.
  12. More like Dan Le RETARD show, amirite?
  13. Rest his soul. Thread in Daily Texan.
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  14. I don't think he was "Pancho" in those days, and I wasn't Gil Bang But yeah...a couple of random assholes from a brief encounter 2 decades ago that we both recall, and reconnect a bit? yeah, it's cool.
  15. Well, we didn't fuck then and I was younger and in better shape, so I doubt it.
  16. "Stage Call" sounds like something a strip club DJ would say; "Lexus...5 minute stage call"
  17. OOOHHH SHIT. That was you?
  18. Brazilians are better groomed?
  19. T shirts should be printed
  20. AZ leading dodgers 8-0 in the 2nd.
  21. Oh shit. ROLLER COASTER!
  22. So, I never got past the screener. I think it's because I told them my name is "Rusty", but my caller ID has my real name. If I log into Tmobile and change my caller ID to Rusty Shackleford, how long does it take before it kicks in?
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