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Gil Bang

Certifiably Surly
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  1. this thread makes me so...curious, I suppose, about the surly "I never carry cash" contingent. I guess they never tip...or do they ask Consuela the hotel maid for her fucking Venmo?
  2. Has the name "Bob Stoops" come up anywhere? He's only 65
  3. getting tested for autism? That's what you get for taking tylenol, you dumb cunt.
  4. arrivederci, cocksuckers. See you all tomorrow evening.
  5. listen assholes, I'm good for 3 more outs, then I'm the fuck out of here.
  6. camera guys are tired too
  7. he will sleep on a thin mat on the locker room floor. he's out at 1st
  8. why make the poor cocksucker throw 4 unnecessary pitches?
  9. they are gonna waste 4 pitches to walk him
  10. if I'm Toronto, I walk him
  11. yamamoto warming up!
  12. I must be older than you, because I'd wake up for my 1 AM piss, and 4 AM piss.
  13. switching to pellegrino
  14. yeah...every corner in so cal has a mexican selling better looking fruit from a cart
  15. I've been doing that
  16. nope. I'll own it. What a talent.
  17. I spend quite a bit of time in Florida, and I'm always happy to argue that being a West Coast sports fan is better than being an east coast fan. It's 10:40 PM here. That's one big advantage.
  18. BTW, I saw Mr. Richie in Vegas a few years back. I wasn't a big fan, but tickets were available so I went. Holy fuck, I didn't realize how many of his songs that I loved. One after another for 2 fucking hours. Hit after hit.
  19. Lionel Richie indeed
  20. they haven't been drinking since the pregame show like I have
  21. it ain't over yet
  22. missed it by that much
  23. Yeah, but the have to stop serving at 2 AM. State law.
  24. I'm gonna be so drunk by the time I go to bed
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