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Gil Bang

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  1. Lemme remind y'all of what Trump thinks about "political violence".
  2. Coverage is also provided by local law enforcement. Trump has a habit of stiffing towns on the costs of his rallies.
  3. Widely reported that shooter was taken down by SS "Counter Sniper". Like "James" on the water tower in Big Jake.
  4. holy shit dude...her 2nd chair resigned in the middle of the hearing. And, she swore herself in as a witness, after the judge spent 5 minutes trying to convince her not to do so. It was a trainwreck. "Did you refer to my client, Mr. Baldwin, as a 'cocksucker'" Prosecutor: "I don't recall" Did you say "I'm gonna get that cocksucker" "I don't recall"
  5. You can do whatever you want as the owner. Still supposed to get building permits for a lot of stuff, but the cities will issue them to "owner-builder". You wouldn't believe the shit I've done at my home. For instance, I converted a walk-out basement/game room to a studio apartment with kitchen and bathroom.
  6. I spent quite a bit of time around Katy and Robert, and found them both to be charming in person. We did a half-dozen tailgates together, and that usually included drinks and dinner the night before the game (and the Costco trip with my horse trailer) and brunch or lunch the morning after. At a Holiday Bowl "pregame" the night before, by about 10 PM, everybody else was too tired to continue partying and went to their hotels. It ended up just me and Scott Wilson. Of course, I knew of his reputation, but I'd never met him. We end up in some shitty San Diego bar, and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna fuck this bartender...a hot blackfoot Indian chick from Kansas. Wilson cockblocked me and ruined the whole thing.
  7. I met loopy at a CA bowl game. I can't remember if it was Rose or Holiday. He was with a handful of other guys that all piled in a van and made the drive straight-thru. Loopy was cool as shit. One of that group...a younger black dude (I can't remember his handle but he was a known poster), being a younger dude and therefore a dumbshit, came out without anything other than a Tshirt. It was chlly. I had an extra burnt orange lined-windbreaker and I donated it to him. He was very appreciative. I hate that I can't remember his handle.
  8. it was too dumb to believe at the time. Then he fabricated a bullshit story about Aniston on Leno, talking about being caught in the act. I'm dumber for having remembered that bullshit.
  9. was it a fleeting thought, or careful consideration? I'll give you 10-1 odds he was in a frat.
  10. english motherfucker, do you speak it?
  11. Depends on your state. In CA, you need to be a licensed contractor to legally do anything over $500 in labor and materials.
  12. Yeah, they totally suck. That explains them selling 120 million albums and selling their catalog for 140 million dollars. Because they're terrible. I'm sure that you've got a favorite band that nobody's ever heard of that's much better
  13. is that the "I put his fat fucking ass on the roof myself" story?
  14. "the city of Austin and it's diversity..." Yeah, the barbershops in Austin do offer other cuts than "The Roger Staubach" and "The Young Roger Staubach".
  15. Holy shit man...a stadium show? That would have been amazing.
  16. Yeah...and unlike most other places, the property taxes are pretty much locked-in for life. There are no substantial increases after you purchase a home. Sales taxes do exist, and are around 8% most places. I've lived her damn near 60 years, and my experience is similar.
  17. Geezer's an OG. Mofo's seen some shit.
  18. after giving it some thought, Roy Kent is at, or near, the top.
  19. That's a "then" problem, not a "now" problem.
  20. Scipio is a big-mouthed asshole that loves the smell of his own farts. In his mind, he's Richard Pryor. In reality, He's Kenny Bania.
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