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Gil Bang

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  1. Shohei dinger #41
  2. I vacationed in the DR a few years back, and I hate that I didn't bring a few dozen baseballs to pass out.
  3. FWIW, the GF is a FSU alum. We went to the Auburn MNC game at the Rose Bowl. When my son was in Army flight school in Alabama, we visited them, and then, at her request, took a road trip to Tallahassee so she could do the memory lane shit. The campus in general, her sorority house, etc.. And I saw the fucking circus tent with my own eyes.
  4. They also have a fucking circus school. I'm not kidding.
  5. 17,000 feet with 8 foot ceilings. I've been in Mexican jails with more charm.
  6. The O.G. Jack Purcell's mofos.
  7. Walz would have gone in the back and cleaned out the store's grease traps.
  8. Prediction: Ted comes back to Richmond to coach the women's team.
  9. So Taylor Hawkins is trending on twitter. Hmmm. It's "Fuck Dave Grohl, he made Taylor take the vax, and then Taylor died". No mention of the half-dozen illegal drugs in Taylor's blood stream of course.
  10. true so, Lucci?
  11. obviously, they planned on her speaking for about 8 minutes.
  12. Shohei 39/40
  13. Dave Grohl is the nicest guy on planet earth. You'd be lucky to have him as a neighbor. But he's not to be fucked with.
  14. I don't know shit about fuck about your family dynamic. But, a young man, in these days of YouTube videos, should be able to make these repairs himself. It will be a great learning experience for him. A confidence builder. Check rockauto.com for the parts, and let him do the install. Nothing here is rocket science. If he's not a dumbshit, he should be able to figure it out.
  15. Google "ultimate surrender"
  16. If you hook up with South Austin's mom, use protection.
  17. Marchon was great as "Mrs. Pinchon", the owner of the fictional Los Angeles Tribune on "Lou Grant" so many years ago.
  18. Aside from Gosar, RFK's the first guy in politics that I can remember, that has his entire family saying he's an asshole, and we're voting for the other guy. I assume that Melania voted for Biden, but I have no proof.
  19. I eagerly await RFKJR blathering about 8 year olds getting their period, to be followed up by JD attacking Coach for supplying tampons in schools.
  20. Make a large "En Venta" sign, sell it for 2 grand, and donate the money to your favorite charity. Everybody wins.
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