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Gil Bang

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  1. Gil Bang

    RIP Quincy Jones

    Some black oldies channel has popped up on our cable system. Showing stuff like good times, Jeffersons, and yes, My Man, Fred G. Sanford. The show is still fucking funny.
  2. Hell, the russians were making bomb threats at polling places two days ago!
  3. You are so correct. 10-15 years ago, I had a conversation with a 20 something woman that I had gotten close to, in a "big brother" type of way. We shared a few drinks, and she was telling me that "these" (those) days, guys are expecting to jizz on her face on the second date, and put it in her ass on the 3rd. That's 100% on porn. 40 fucking years ago, jizzing on a woman's face wasn't on my radar at all. You remain such a cunt. And asshole, you have a "dual income". The money you make, and your fucking trust fund that somebody else made. If the fucking shoe fits.
  4. That's the dumbest thing I've seen lately. You think this shitbag country is going to vote for a fucking Jew? Are you fucking high? White "Christian" males only. Others need not apply.
  5. OK y'all. I'm gonna call it a night and go get some pussy.
  6. It's open enrollment time, and I buy my health insurance via Obamacare. I guess I better get a checkup in early Jan, while I still have insurance.
  7. NATO will get a hell of a lot weaker come January.
  8. SCOTUS will take care of all of that.
  9. My only hope is Biden goes balls-out for Ukraine with the time he has left.
  10. it was always going to be Cruz. i'm sorry for those of you that kidded yourself that your shitty state would vote his dumb ass out.
  11. CNN has Gwinnett Co boss on. says 323,000 about to dump
  12. Fuck MSNBC. "We have a projection (pause) in NEVADA (pause) It's too close to call Motherfuckers, that's not a projection
  13. The sig thing: these kids signed a computer screen when they got their Drivers license when they were 16. Now they are older and signing paper with a pen. It's all curable.
  14. NC is too close and too early to call.
  15. bullshit. She's behind right now.
  16. If dotard wins, maybe Biden says fuck it, and sends all kinds of shit to Ukraine in his last couple of months
  17. Well, 0 percent has reported, so that seems official.
  18. NOPE. It's got 57% with 90% of the vote counted. it won't pass. 60% is required. FL has minority rule.
  19. I read that the lines are VERY long there. Like several hours.
  20. "Hello. Welcome to Swap Shop...Are you buying or selling?"
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