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Gil Bang

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  1. https://www.quizopolis.com/trivia/15162/hard-andy-griffith-show-trivia-quiz-1762031704 I got 12
  2. he's celibate George Costanza
  3. this is the best looking half the offense has had all year, right?
  4. called it mofos
  5. Petros? Yeah, he always has UCLA's best interests in mind.
  6. ah shit. No idea why it was removed. Looks like W Earl Brown (Dan Dority) was on a cruise, and a fan noticed him and said hello. It was a video from Brown and the fan. They are standing beside each other, and Brown says something like "I never imagined that out here in the middle of the ocean I'd run into a limber-dick cocksucker like this guy, but I did". The fan smiling ear-to-ear.
  7. chip off the ol' block.
  8. I never took a single class at Texas, but when I was around this guy, he treated me like an old, valued friend. What a special man.
  9. arch will play well tomorrow. I know it.
  10. can't help with vodka. But, if you need a toe...I can get you a toe.
  11. looks like a cameo
  12. Is there a "beating a dead horse" tag?
  13. I watched that. He referred to Shires as "the woman I was married to"
  14. For Sale: wife's pussy...mint condition, low mileage. Only used on vacations.
  15. do they even make flannel shirts to fit that gorilla?
  16. 25 miles from Westwood to the Rose Bowl, 13 to Sofi. Like that matters?
  17. yep. I'd like to be in her shoes.
  18. Newsom isn't gonna let UCLA bend over. He's one of a handful of national politicians (like him or hate him) that isn't afraid to tell Donny to fuck right off.
  19. jacking off isn't going to help much.
  20. Let's hope it's a success!
  21. a college girlfriend of mine; her dad was this short, wiry Italian guy...completely full of shit (in a good way), with a hot italian temper, kind heart, etc. Avid golfer, great dad. He came down with ALS. I cannot imagine a bigger mismatch between man and affliction. his passing was a blessing to all that knew him, because seeing him in that condition was difficult.
  22. on another note, I'm going to be vacant in my studio next week. I'm getting lots of interest. When a prospective tenant tells you that they have not one, but TWO "emotional support animals", you gotta wonder just how fucked up they could be
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