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Gil Bang

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Everything posted by Gil Bang

  1. seeth in one hand, shit in the other.
  2. Jesus, swab Wingo for a semen DNA sample from that gang rape
  3. in the Ozempic commercial, he's "way before".
  4. holy crap Elko's a fat motherfucker.
  5. which one is which? How do they tell them apart? Is it "Anal Luke" and "Oral Luke"?
  6. they've got two Lukes? HAHA
  7. if that's true, we're fucked
  8. it would look better without the drops
  9. wtf he was holdiing him!
  10. bitches are scared of Niblett
  11. fuck yeah...hit that cocksucker
  12. you should have murdered him before tonight
  13. CAN ONE OF THESE COCKSUCKERS CATCH SOMETHING??
  14. who's the asshole with the SEC logo sign? Fuck that guy
  15. Well, it seems logical that if a POTUS can issue an executive order, a subsequent POTUS can issue the opposite order. By doing it this way, he's throwing red meat to his psycho base.
  16. But was he ever a Fox News host? Guest, even? If not, his experience is irrelevant and his opinion is invalid
  17. almost 50 years later, and this mofo is still doing it.
  18. They learned their lesson when Lionel Richie left.
  19. If by "Charlie Ward" you mean "Gino Toretta", you're on the right track.
  20. revisiting this topic. Their classifications really suck. A couple of examples from today: Under "Crime", they list The Big Lebowski. It's not listed under "Comedy". The "War" category shows two films, Where Eagles Dare and 36 Hours. Scrolling through "Drama", we find The Were Expendable", the John Wayne movie about PT Boats in WWII. But it's not in "War". Another one in "Drama" is "The Public Enemy" with Cagney, but it's not in "Crime". It's all fucked up.
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