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Gil Bang

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by Gil Bang

  1. stuffed like a turkey
  2. "Foot to head, everybody's dead"
  3. Marty Smith is a big NASCAR sideline guy
  4. so, they know what PI is.
  5. Bert won a lot of games.
  6. yep. worst throw tonight
  7. 15 minutes away from big D help
  8. if it slows him down a cunt hair, it will help
  9. I hope Reed's OK...in February
  10. oh fuck. We need him
  11. "Hi, I'm Kyler. This is by brother Luke, and my other brother Luke"
  12. seeth in one hand, shit in the other.
  13. Jesus, swab Wingo for a semen DNA sample from that gang rape
  14. in the Ozempic commercial, he's "way before".
  15. holy crap Elko's a fat motherfucker.
  16. which one is which? How do they tell them apart? Is it "Anal Luke" and "Oral Luke"?
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