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Gil Bang

Certifiably Surly
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  1. There is no Bird or Magic in Shohei's world.
  2. and instead of going home with money in her pocket, she waits several days and then gets taxed on the deal. Your 10 dollar tip just became a 6 dollar tip.
  3. this thread makes me so...curious, I suppose, about the surly "I never carry cash" contingent. I guess they never tip...or do they ask Consuela the hotel maid for her fucking Venmo?
  4. Has the name "Bob Stoops" come up anywhere? He's only 65
  5. getting tested for autism? That's what you get for taking tylenol, you dumb cunt.
  6. arrivederci, cocksuckers. See you all tomorrow evening.
  7. listen assholes, I'm good for 3 more outs, then I'm the fuck out of here.
  8. camera guys are tired too
  9. he will sleep on a thin mat on the locker room floor. he's out at 1st
  10. why make the poor cocksucker throw 4 unnecessary pitches?
  11. they are gonna waste 4 pitches to walk him
  12. if I'm Toronto, I walk him
  13. yamamoto warming up!
  14. I must be older than you, because I'd wake up for my 1 AM piss, and 4 AM piss.
  15. switching to pellegrino
  16. yeah...every corner in so cal has a mexican selling better looking fruit from a cart
  17. I've been doing that
  18. nope. I'll own it. What a talent.
  19. I spend quite a bit of time in Florida, and I'm always happy to argue that being a West Coast sports fan is better than being an east coast fan. It's 10:40 PM here. That's one big advantage.
  20. BTW, I saw Mr. Richie in Vegas a few years back. I wasn't a big fan, but tickets were available so I went. Holy fuck, I didn't realize how many of his songs that I loved. One after another for 2 fucking hours. Hit after hit.
  21. Lionel Richie indeed
  22. they haven't been drinking since the pregame show like I have
  23. it ain't over yet
  24. missed it by that much
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