Cousin Strawberry

If Luke had a T-16, why the fuck didn't they just fly that off of Tatooine?

Thats normally a great burger. I had one last month and it was fantastic.

a fucking pulp.

thats god awful

I have heard the 2nd and 3rd uttered incorrectly but how do they fuck up the first one?

I am not proud of my 8th grade self but Jones would ramble on about some conspiratorial bullshit, ask for callers input and I would call and when he picked up I would say "You seem like a total f@g." He would immediately hang up.

Im not in the military but is 10 combat tours common? That sounds like a lot. It would strike me that he would have to be career military to deploy 10 times. Do you deploy more than once a year? Could a career military guy on the one hand be able to spend $200k on a truck and then also not be able to afford a kitchen remodel on the other? I would assume he is infantry and not a corpsman. Clearly he isn't military intelligence. I know, we are supposed to forgive all these mental retards who would have killed us all. Sorry Not hardened disabled Veteran.

10 combat tours seems like an exaggeration.

Hairy Twatter?

Gabe Athouse likely involved.

This feels like a no Nguyen scenario?

Tim McVeigh's friend testified at his trial that "other than the bombing, Tim was a good guy."

Thats some pretty ballsy shit. "Just because I beat and murdered their mother, doesn't mean I dont deserve to spend time with them."

Chuck is $4 per pound. Brisket is $4 per pound. Bulk chili/garlic/onion powder are cheap. Beef stock is cheap. Serranos are cheap. Water is cheap. I mean, I guess it's possible he is making 15lbs of chili and his fat ass kids eat 1 lbs per serving. That might get you to $72.