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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. Yes that was weird as was the part where he said he considered Kirk a friend even though they never interacted.
  2. The paint he is covering is identical to the paint that he is covering it up with. He wrote it.
  3. I dont know but he clearly was this day. You can see the outline under his shirt. Then his shirt being pulled upward by the bullet and the entrance wound is in his throat a few inches below his chin. The god awful blood loss on his left side is the exit.
  4. Thank you to whoever posted the YouTube video of the guy explaining that the type of body armor Kirk was wearing is likely the reason the bullet fragmented, ricocheted and killed him. He has the footage slowed down to the point you can see the bullet hit him at the top of his BA on the bevel, ricochet, enter his throat and exit left side of his neck. I don't know shit about body armor and assumed it was still all kevlar. Had no idea that there was BA made from titanium with such a low profile it isn't really visible under a t-shirt. Horrible fucking luck.
  5. Forgot to include they’re both Loomer.
  6. "Who invented electricity again Mama, Dr. Pepper?"
  7. I dont know if you remember but when Terrence Rencher would score, he would retreat to play defense and feign that limp and a gimpy arm to illustrate how "retarded" he made the opposing defense look.
  8. Maybe he just has a giant cock.
  9. thats some Kaiser Soze level of limp.
  10. Or all of the competent agents who would be invaluable to the investigation are busy trying to determine if Juan's country of origin is Panama or Costa Rica and how to justify sending him to Algeria.
  11. I am not trying to be a dick here but I frequent a lot of hunting/fishing message boards, with a lot obviously low IQ, uneducated members and they think this joke is a real "gut buster." I completely understand the point being conveyed but I have no idea why it's funny. Am I missing something? If you had a canoe or boating accident then you have deniability if there is some gun confiscation effort? Where is the funny? I am asking sincerely because every time its posted on texasbowhunter or 2cool those fuckers are howling like its the smartest/funniest thing they've ever seen.
  12. I am sure that moving the most competent agents to immigration enforcement had nothing to do with that bullshit.
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