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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. Cousin Strawberry replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    Tell me you had a couple of IPAs too. I hope your wife can tolerate the worst farts in history.
  2. Ive never had them but they have a fan club. A random lady saw that I had HEB brand tortilla chips in my cart, approached me and started lobbying for me to put them back and buy El Patio brand. I was like "I'll buy what I want Mrs. Joseph."
  3. Is that an 80qt pot of pazole in that 2022 thread?
  4. Well, he's dead. Name one redeemable thing about her. For the cause? No, just gets off on the chaos. Loyal? No, immediately ratted out her fellow revolutionaries to save herself which resulted in their being murdered or imprisoned. Good mom, maybe? Nope, gets canned while pregnant and so jealous of the attention being paid to her infant daughter, she abandons her. Perhaps she was honest? Nope, doesnt tell the man that the child he raises and sacrifices everything for isn't his kid. Moral? No, murders a security guard. She, like Lockjaw is a completely self interested piece of shit. The difference is that Lockjaw knows this and Perfidia is in complete denial.
  5. Only 5 Longhorn quarterbacks have an NFL win in the last 25 years? Simms, VY, Colt, Sam and Ewers? I used AI for this stat but former OU QBs have 148 regular season wins in the last 25 years and Texas only has 49? Who am I forgetting about besides Hurts, Mayfield and Murray? Do those 3 really have that many wins?
  6. I spoke to an employee about this issue and she said they are hand salted before they are bagged so it can be inconsistent.
  7. Yes. He knew what he was. She is in complete denial.
  8. Perfidia is the least redeamable character in the film and it's not even close. Complete piece of shit.
  9. The beginning was terrible. When we started watching I told my wife, "Its a PTA movie so get ready for some completely unnecessary, weird sexual shit that will be completely inappropriate if the kids walk in the room." 5 minutes later Penn is getting pegged or his ass eaten. Perfidia is a fucking awful character. It's probably a testament to the writers or her acting ability that I hated her so much I was hoping she would take one center mass every time she was on screen.
  10. I don't carry this obviously but this is one of the 3 knives I have from this maker. He's a GD artist. 5 year wait for my second order.
  11. He is a very good back.
  12. Worker it? Drone it? queen bee it?
  13. I've never seen more poorly thrown punches in my life. The "victor" seems exceptionally uncoordinated and Tate should be embarrassed for losing to him.
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