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  1. Cousin Strawberry
    If Luke had a T-16, why the fuck didn't they just fly that off of Tatooine?
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    Burgers

    Cousin Strawberry replied to ftf82's topic in Austin

    Thats normally a great burger. I had one last month and it was fantastic.
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    a fucking pulp.
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    thats god awful
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    I have heard the 2nd and 3rd uttered incorrectly but how do they fuck up the first one?
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    I am not proud of my 8th grade self but Jones would ramble on about some conspiratorial bullshit, ask for callers input and I would call and when he picked up I would say "You seem like a total f@g." He would immediately hang up.
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    Im not in the military but is 10 combat tours common? That sounds like a lot. It would strike me that he would have to be career military to deploy 10 times. Do you deploy more than once a year? Could a career military guy on the one hand be able to spend $200k on a truck and then also not be able to afford a kitchen remodel on the other? I would assume he is infantry and not a corpsman. Clearly he isn't military intelligence. I know, we are supposed to forgive all these mental retards who would have killed us all. Sorry Not hardened disabled Veteran.
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    10 combat tours seems like an exaggeration.
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    Hairy Twatter?
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    Gabe Athouse likely involved.
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    This feels like a no Nguyen scenario?
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    Tim McVeigh's friend testified at his trial that "other than the bombing, Tim was a good guy."
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    Thats some pretty ballsy shit. "Just because I beat and murdered their mother, doesn't mean I dont deserve to spend time with them."
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    Chuck is $4 per pound. Brisket is $4 per pound. Bulk chili/garlic/onion powder are cheap. Beef stock is cheap. Serranos are cheap. Water is cheap. I mean, I guess it's possible he is making 15lbs of chili and his fat ass kids eat 1 lbs per serving. That might get you to $72.
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    How many sex offenders live with him at the half-way house? 2 meals for $72?
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    My buddy knows him well and texted me a link to story and then said "she is 100% dead and buried/ discarded on their ranch in Bandera."
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    Isn't that the street the Simpsons live on?
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    Have you seen the one where a large black man with an Allred jersey is standing over a small, white girl in a cheerleader skirt, laying motionless on the ground like he is about to sexually assault her. Very classy.
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    I learned this in Florida as a young man. "Shrimp Sharers Will Be Charged Full Price!" was the sign at a seafood place in Clearwater, Florida in 1986. It was a buffet. I didn't understand so I asked the waitress what it meant. She told me that there were lowlife pieces of shit who would sit at a table of 4 but only 2 people would order all you can eat shrimp and the 2 lowlifes would eat off their plate. Rose knew the rules, the consequences and he willfully broke them. He is a fucking idiot.
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    You probably think the Stooges have bad haircuts, too?
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    When it aired originally, I thought she was chunky but on rewatch she was hot.
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    Does she have Bells Palsy?
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    10 hunters, 2 limits. I killed 22 birds and recovered 15. Hunting on a levy with the wind and did not have access to the property where birds were falling. Very weird setup, sunflower fields but long grass in the rows that made recovery almost impossible. We did have some weather that no doubt affected flight but price went from $150 to $175 a hunter and not worth it. Im down here fly fishing for reds for 3 days and the full moon probably fucked that too.
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    I am sorry to report that we are not hunting the same place as last year from the photo and the hunting isn't near what it was.

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