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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. Yes, my love as I know you do not favor correspondence in the boorish tongue of the talkies I want to thank you for the rather uninhibited coitus the evening prior. It had been a fortnight since we were similarly engaged.
  2. Yes, my love. I fright that if I don't retrieve my instrument of conflict post haste, I may be discovered. I left a missive explaining my plan under the rear, left foot of the davenport.
  3. You shouldn't. If you have ever blood trailed an animal, you know that the exit wound produces all of the blood and the entrance in most cases produces none. It's not rocket science. I see your posts in "shit Ive cooked lately" and think you're an artist. However, you know shit here. If you have only rifle hunted than shut the fuck up.
  4. watch this video. Start at 7 minutes. You poor people are so susceptible to bullshit. He clearly is shot in the throat.
  5. you can watch the video of his throat opening up. Its obvious.
  6. Have you ever shot an animal or person with a gun or bow? Which wound bleeds the most? Entry or exit?
  7. You can watch the video, broken down by one of his friends. He gets shot in the chest, the bullet hits his armor, ricochets, fragments and enters his throat and then exits from the left side of his neck. Have you never shot an animal or person with a rifle or bow? The entry wound bleeds little. The exit pours blood. Are you pretending to be ignorant? Or are you pretending to be knowledgeable? I has confuse because this is an imbeciles opinion.
  8. Yes that was weird as was the part where he said he considered Kirk a friend even though they never interacted.
  9. The paint he is covering is identical to the paint that he is covering it up with. He wrote it.
  10. I dont know but he clearly was this day. You can see the outline under his shirt. Then his shirt being pulled upward by the bullet and the entrance wound is in his throat a few inches below his chin. The god awful blood loss on his left side is the exit.
  11. Thank you to whoever posted the YouTube video of the guy explaining that the type of body armor Kirk was wearing is likely the reason the bullet fragmented, ricocheted and killed him. He has the footage slowed down to the point you can see the bullet hit him at the top of his BA on the bevel, ricochet, enter his throat and exit left side of his neck. I don't know shit about body armor and assumed it was still all kevlar. Had no idea that there was BA made from titanium with such a low profile it isn't really visible under a t-shirt. Horrible fucking luck.
  12. Forgot to include they’re both Loomer.
  13. "Who invented electricity again Mama, Dr. Pepper?"
  14. I dont know if you remember but when Terrence Rencher would score, he would retreat to play defense and feign that limp and a gimpy arm to illustrate how "retarded" he made the opposing defense look.
  15. thats some Kaiser Soze level of limp.
  16. Or all of the competent agents who would be invaluable to the investigation are busy trying to determine if Juan's country of origin is Panama or Costa Rica and how to justify sending him to Algeria.
  17. I am not trying to be a dick here but I frequent a lot of hunting/fishing message boards, with a lot obviously low IQ, uneducated members and they think this joke is a real "gut buster." I completely understand the point being conveyed but I have no idea why it's funny. Am I missing something? If you had a canoe or boating accident then you have deniability if there is some gun confiscation effort? Where is the funny? I am asking sincerely because every time its posted on texasbowhunter or 2cool those fuckers are howling like its the smartest/funniest thing they've ever seen.
  18. I am sure that moving the most competent agents to immigration enforcement had nothing to do with that bullshit.
  19. I know she rails against trans people but she is very mannish.
  20. Yeah, that dude has some serious anger issues. Probably because he isn’t able to tell which social media accounts exist solely to enrage frustrated, angry, tiny dicked imbeciles.
  21. Lou Skunt and Gabe Bathouse are also persons of interest.
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