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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. I don't think so. Apparently, he has sensory issues and sex feels "yucky" to him.
  2. This weekend was fucking awful. However, I never expected that we would get through the SEC without losing a series. I never thought we were going to be at the top of the SEC in May. If this is a great team, this weekend will just be a bad memory. They will make adjustments, learn and adapt. If this is just a good team, this weekend will slowly poison the rest of the year.
  3. I’m watching with sound off and CC. I could have sworn that it said on the screen that Texas struck out 29 times in first 2 games? Can that be correct?
  4. That is the biggest fuck up I have seen in my life.
  5. Does anyone on this staff understand that you can go inside without hitting people?
  6. This guy is terrible. We have to swing at shit off the plate to RH hitters because he is giving him 3" outside.
  7. "loaded with hogs?" Is talking about South Austin's mom?
  8. Their dugout looks confident as shit. We look like the dude sent to max security for mortgage fraud and know we will quickly need stitches in our ass.
  9. I bet he jacks to the speeches in Gladiator.
  10. Wood has all the mannerisms of a methhead.
  11. Are we sure this isn't Beep Baseball? We seem to be swinging at the sound of the pitch rather than locating it visually.
  12. Rocco Peppi sounds like something you get at the deli counter in New Jersey.
  13. Wood will hit triple digits tonight.
  14. that was 97mph perfectly placed. Hard to do a lot with it. Gabe Bathhouse
  15. Pitchers who only throw from the stretch scare the shit out of me. Efficient as shit.
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