Everything posted by Cousin Strawberry
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How Fox News works
Yeah, the last time I bought lead shot for waterfowl, was at..... Oshman's in....Barton Creek Mall....in 1991.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
How the fuck do you give up that hit 0-2!?
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a Garth Brooks thread in cloak room?
Twitty was a dirty mother fucker.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
II was critical of Zane earlier in the season because he lacked control. But lately he is electric. Thats some Ty Madden, Bryce Elder type shit.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
A crashing blow from a big right hand sent a California man to the promised land; Big bad Zane.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
If he goes out there and shoves it up their fucking ass this series is over. No lube. Fucking bury it.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
That was a good pitch and piece of hitting.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
That was strike 3.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
It was an obvious double but he was definitely conserving his energy.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
Porter Brown loafing to get that ball.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
3 runs weren't going to win this game anyway. Let's get a crooked number and finish this shit.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
That curveball is outstanding.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
Anyone else getting Kansas vibes?
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
He keeps throwing that change without setting it up with the fastball.
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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
Holy shit! His kids are fucking illiterate? What a fat fucking loser.
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2023 NCAA Regionals Thread
Aggies and Cardinal are out of pitching. 6 runs in the first inning.
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Miami Regional Thread
I hope I am wrong but LLBJ won't get out of the 4th.
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Miami Regional Thread
Savannah College of Art and Design would destroy Maine.
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Miami Regional Thread
Maine looks like a bad DIII team. How did they sneak into the regional?
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Miami Regional Thread
OU looks like warmed over shit.
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Miami Regional Thread
Terrible base running.
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
The Nate Paul situation has to be much bigger than we know. Hire his mistress, meh. Get a $25K campaign contribution from a guy worth a couple hundred million dollars, meh. Renovate your house for free, troubling but doesnt really move the needle. Abbott wants him gone because Abbott is running for president at some point and there is something much darker on the horizon involving Paxton.
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
Abbott has to be on board, right? They already know who he is going to appoint? Paxton must be a complete imbecile and liability for those other limpdicks to want him out. Abbott is going to appoint some Lakeway mom without a law license to AG. All she will talk about is Mexicans, the border, human trafficking, gays, trans kids and the Bible. She will win the election in a landslide.
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
It will be someone even worse than Paxton. It will be his biggest sycophant at the AGs office and there are some terrible fucking people over there. Like terribly stupid and equally awful human beings.