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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. Y'all know that her brother strangled a dog, right?
  2. Just listened. P.S. its terrible
  3. 'Sluggish..like a wet sponge'
  4. Do these two have sex with each other?
  5. I'll tell you the fucking bottom line, laddy buck!
  6. The priest from Gran Torino is on RSBN now?
  7. Did Barone's kid sell the business to Genelli?
  8. Was Tony a Yankees or Mets fan?
  9. Kanye has always been a piece of shit, right? Is there anything redeeming about that asshole?
  10. I thought maybe is was a plea that another tree would finish off Abbott.
  11. PPP fraud is what is driving a lot of this inflation. The companies screening those applicants did zero due diligence.
  12. I think it is probably good that he is a dead-beat dad. Can you imagine how fucked up his kids would be if they had to listen to this type of bullshit every night at bedtime? "Love you son, and remember, cats are just like ladders, they both need water to grow carrots. Oh, and your mom made me pretty mad earlier and I been hearing voices tell me to kill her. Sleep tight."
  13. Do you still auction off your used panties? I remember you used to do that when you were a cam girl. Will you still stick random household objects up your ass for tips?
  14. I have seen one 3 percenter sticker on a contractors truck at my neighbors. Really fat guy. I assumed it was the percentage of his arteries that remain unblocked.
  15. That's not adderall. I know a ton of dudes who are legit ADD and take 40-60mgs a day. They never sound like this. They never even appeared 'sped up" or impaired. This is meth or schizophrenia. Maybe both.
  16. 48K active cases in Harris County. Not 160K. This dude is just full of shit.
  17. Maybe she meant that she hired an illegal to be a nanny for her son and the illegal drowned him with love, attention and care.
  18. So much this. Ive made this multiple times and it is fantastic.
  19. There is absolutely no chance that an undocumented immigrant drowned a 3yo white kid and it TTOMTerrific didn't remind us of it every day.
  20. Look, the guy wasn't wearing shoes. A lot of armchair quarterbacks on this site.
  21. I may be incorrect but I believe there is a scene in The Sopranos where one mobster is lamenting an action taken by the boss against a Capo and the other made guys are like "if he can do this to him, imagine what he can do to you."
  22. Unintentional
  23. Laser surgery!
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