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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. That has to be disciplinary. Understand pulling a guy for performance reasons when he is slumping but Schloss is benching him. He must have fucked up real bad, like told a coach to fuck off bad.
  2. We aren't seeing the ball.
  3. tastes like a vanilla liqueur
  4. I have no idea if the allegations are true but it wouldn't surprise me if Casamigos contains adulterants and diluents. https://www.foodandwine.com/diageo-class-action-lawsuit-tequila-purity-claims-11730902
  5. What happened to Gasperino? I was mother’s daying.
  6. why the fuck can't he get on top of a breaking ball or fastball? Thats typically muscle fatigue or injury.
  7. He has been coming out of his shoes on swings lately. I don't know if he is sick but he has a bad case of "I'm going yard" syndrome.
  8. Assparino needs some bench time.
  9. Will Assparino do anything?
  10. Ive played a lot of baseball and watched a lot of baseball, and in my opinion Ruger is hurt. It's a nagging injury. You dont locate and fuck people up for months and then have two starts where you get your asshole stuffed because you walk record numbers of people, leave your fastball letter high to get crushed and completely lose your spin on your off speed pitches which are then sent into the parking lot. His performance in the last to games is fucking pathetic and it isn't mental.
  11. You would be surprised at how much weight you can lose if you only consume Keystone and meth.
  12. Dude wasn't calling that shit for Riojas.
  13. This is fucking embarrassing.
  14. Yep, you spend the $20 to Uber to work, shut the fuck up and start drinking coffee or you call in sick. If you're pounding liquor till 3am, you know you have a problem. Fucking plan ahead. No one can function at any job at a .28. Maybe assistant, freshman high school OL line coach.
  15. They would give you 2 sets.
  16. Career .282 in MLB will get you hall of fame consideration. Thats a bonkers BAC at 8am. She probably did go to bed at 330am but it wasn't 2 seltzers. It was more like a liter of Popov.
  17. I hate to ask, but what the fuck do we do when Craig retires? He is the best in the business.
  18. This dude is peaking at 80mph.
  19. It's a historically good program.
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